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  1. pinkmango pinkmango
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    I love you;
    sounds cuter then ily; boyfriend and girlfriend sounds alot cuter then "going out with"; and me and you, sounds alot cuter then you and her.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. madyscar2 madyscar2
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Boy: Hey..
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: What happened between us?
    Girl: I don't know why don't you ask her?
    Boy: Oh,that was harsh.
    Girl: Yeah,so was breaking my heart.
    credit to facebookk nmf
    jayciecutie01's format

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    -
    you can do it, Mom ♥

  5. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    favorite if you support Breast Cancer. ♥
    thank you for supporting my mom.

  6. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    three strikes
    Chapter 1
    "Hey, Katie, right?"
    I stared up at the six foot tall figure in front of me. He gave me a flirtatious smile, that made his sparkly brown eyes glisten.
    The question was, what did someone like Jesse Collins, a notorious playboy, want from me?
    "First of all, it's Kendall." I corrected. "If you want me to do your calculus homework, it's twenty bucks a piece."
    Jesse frowned. "W-what?"
    "Is twenty too much? Fine, I'll lower it to fifteen, okay?" I sighed.
    Jesse rapidly shook his head. "I don't want you to do my homework."
    Now, it was my turn to frown. I crossed my arms, and tried to read Jesse's solid expression. "Then what do you want from me?"
    Jesse bit his lower lip, looking nervous.
    I almost snickered. Jesse Collins being nervous?
    What has the world gotten into?!
    "Could you hurry up a bit? I don't have all day here." I snapped.
    I saw Jesse swallow a lump in his throat.
    Oh, God. Whatever he wanted from me was not going to be good.
    "Kat- I mean, Kendall. I-I need a favor." he said.
    I nodded, signaling for him to stop wasting my time by stuttering and stopping every minute.
    "I know this is a lot to ask for, b-but..." he took in a deep breath. "Could you be my girlfriend?"
    I choked on my own saliva, as water filled my eyes.
    Then, I burst into hysterical laughter.
    Great, yet another prank by those dumb, blonde cheerleaders.
    When were they going to give up their child's play?
    "Funny, Jesse. Tell those dumb bimbo's of yours that I am not falling for this." I said.
    And with that, I turned on my heel, and began walking away.
    "Wait, Kendall! I'm serious!" Jesse called out.
    I stopped in my tracks, and turned to glare at him with my icy blue eyes.
    "What makes you think I'm believe you out of all people?" I snapped. "I mean, no offense, but you tell all the girls you supposedly 'love' them, and then break their hearts after you get in their pants!"
    Jesse seemed taken aback for a minute. But, he regained posture not too soon later.
    "I lost a bet, and my friend told me I had to try to make the biggest loner in our school fall in love with me." Jesse explained.
    I scoffed. "So you picked me?"
    "Yes." Jesse said, oblivious to my anger.
    I smirked. I decided that I was going to play with him, for now.
    "And, what happens if you don't me to fall in love with you?" I asked, walking closer to him.
    Jesse seemed startled. "T-then I have to give him my Ferrari."
    I nodded, playing along. "What do I get out of it, if I pretend to fall for you?"
    "Anything. I'm willing to pay." Jesse stated.
    My smile widened. "Then, Jesse Collins, you have yourself a deal."
    Jesse's face brightened. "R-really?"
    I nodded. "Really."
    "Let's start tomorrow, okay?" he said.
    "You got it, but I want my money, every week on Friday."
    "Yeah, is a thousand good?" he asked.
    I grinned. "A thousand a week is perfect."
    "Great, thanks, Katie! I'll see you tomorrow." Jesse smiled, showing off his pearly whites.
    "It's Kendall." I gritted, even though he was too far away to hear.
    I took in a deep breath. A thousand dollars a week was just what I needed.
    Oh, and Jesse? Three Strikes and you're out.
    It's a boring start, but it will progress.
    Thanks for reading, and give me some feedback (:

  7. rawr617love rawr617love happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Dear Nasa,
    Your Mom thought i was big enough,
    Sincerely Pluto.

  8. morgan25 morgan25
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    you smile, i smile
    <3 Justin Bieber

  9. elizabethmariexo elizabethmariexo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    be happy in your own skin.
    I mean think about it;
    thin people are pretty
    but..
    chubby people are adorable.

  10. DrippingWithAlchemy_ DrippingWithAlchemy_
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Someone just died.
    Someone just gave birth.
    Someone just cried.
    Someone just lost all self-worth.
    Someone just smiled.
    Someone just frowned.
    Someone just lost a child.
    Someone just left town.
    Someone just started a new life.
    Someone just contemplated suicide.
    Someone just found a knife.
    Someone just wants to hide.
    Someone just lost their true love.
    Someone just became a dancer.
    Someone just did something to be proud of.
    Life is never boring. ♥

  11. millz237 millz237
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    I did not hit you... I simply highfived your face

  12. lolidgaf lolidgaf
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    You have the face of a hand model.
    format credit to kara008

  13. pinkmango pinkmango
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    today he asked who I liked over a text message; it took me 3 hours to send the text that said;
    you, stupid.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    This Weekend is Father’s Day Weekend;
    Favorite if you love your dad and never want to lose him.*

    Iloveyoudad.<3 october6,2002.

  15. XoFrog XoFrog
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 4:37pm UTC
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    LOVE
    nmf/q

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    That Awkward Mom ent
    w h e n y o u c h a n g e i n f r o n t o f s o m e o n e f o r t h e f i r s t t i m e

  17. hwolfie26 hwolfie26
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:23pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    "So how's life treating you?"
    "Like I ran over its dog."
    nmf/nmq

  20. oODanthebossOo oODanthebossOo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 2:54am UTC
    For every fav i get, I'll make a confession.

:)

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