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wittyquotesgurl
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March 6, 2013 7:46pm UTC

school activates my inner serial killer

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Admit it.
When you eat animal crackers you still think 'hahaha i just ate the head' off the animal' or 'lol now it can't walk just ate the legs!'

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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

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greyskies
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March 2, 2013 8:10am UTC

I asked my friend to pass me a newspaper.
"Don't be silly," he said. "Borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what freaking hit it.

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yourcool
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February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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Hale_Storm18
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March 1, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Why aren't there adult sized playgrounds?
Like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. Why do we not have those?

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LandonIsWitty
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February 28, 2013 10:25pm UTC

How can I expect people to like me,
{>> when I don't even like myself? << }

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sugarfreak
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March 1, 2013 1:43am UTC

One day I'm going to wake up, roll over on my side,
and kiss the love of my life good morning
♥ ♥ ♥

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TheMagicalUnicorn
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February 28, 2013 5:34pm UTC

a weightwatchers ad?
Witty, you callin' me fat?

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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February 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC

What kind of relationships do horses have?
A stable one ;)

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Hale_Storm18
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February 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

If you're ever feeling lazy, just remember that the Ancient Greeks
believed that their God's lived on top of a very climbable hill, but no one even bothered to check

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Hale_Storm18
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February 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
we are, too

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lovecrazy
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February 27, 2013 5:54pm UTC

So today, this girl told me that she had a C- in English and an A- in French.
I was just sitting there like wtf how does that happen?
lol guys guess what? That girl was me.

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ChocoTaco
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February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I was eating oreos
and I was dunking them in milk
and the cookie broke and sunk
to the bottom so now I'm just staring
at the glass and wondering why bad
things happen to good people.

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43Reasons
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July 3, 2012 12:04pm UTC

***
Never go to bed angry.
Stay awake and plot your revenge.
♥♥♥
nmf/nmq
***

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