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  1. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    When I'm sad
    I stop being sad
    And be awesome instead!
    What show is that from? Who said it? :)

  2. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    My fake plants died today....
    Because I forgot to pretend to water them.

  3. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    A Girls Silence...
    Is her loudest scream.

  4. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Hello?
    Is anyone still alive?

  5. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming swimming, what do we do? We swim swim. HOHOHOHO I LOVE TO SWIIMMMINNGG WHEN U WWAAANNNTTT TO SWIMM U SWIM!!!!
    Fav this if u sang that like Dori.

  6. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 10:40pm UTC
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  7. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Does anyone else get scared when you get a text that says
    "can I ask you a question?"

  8. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Your the one who helped me up.
    Never let me fall
    Your the one who saw me through.
    Through it all
    <3

  9. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be see or even touched--
    they must be felt with the heart

  10. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Dear Beyonce'
    But your not a boy.
    Sincerely,
    Me

  11. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
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  12. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Sitting on my bed
    I don't have service
    *Move 2 F/ckin
    inches*
    4 bars....
    F/ck U At&t

  13. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    What do you think is my best feature?
    ♡♥~

  14. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    When you drop the pen cap:
    and you look all around you and you can't find it. And your like WHERE THE F/CK DID IT GO?!?!?!?! IS THERE A F/CKING BLACK HOLE UNDER MY DESK?!?!?!?!

  15. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Cause there be no sunlight if I lose you baby
    There'll be no clear skys if I lose you baby
    Just like the clouds
    My eyes will do the same
    If you walk away.
    Everyday it will rain
    ♡♥~

  16. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Girls Fall In Love With What They Hear,
    Boys Fall In Love With What They See,
    Thats Why:
    Girls Wear Makeup
    And Boys Lie
    ♡♥~

  17. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    .•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
    `•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
    .•*¨¯¨*•.………………....I love him too much.....……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´
    nmf

  18. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    ~- I love him so much it hurts. -~
    <3

  19. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    if you have 35+.. you're spoiled!
    [] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [x] bf/gf
    [] own bathroom
    [] own room
    [] 2 or more story house
    [] built-in pool
    []guest house
    [] game room/play room
    [x] tv in your room
    [] queen size bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [] Dior sunglasses
    [] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [x] XBOX
    [x] PS3
    [] mp3 player
    You or your family has...
    [] Mercedes Benz
    [] BMW
    [] basketball hoop
    [] air hockey table
    [1] pool table
    [] ping pong table
    [] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [] own a pair of skiis
    [] own a snowboard
    [] has a boat
    [] has a jet ski
    [] has a beach house/ cabin
    [] only child
    [x] stereo system in bedroom
    [x] DVD player in bedroom
    [x] 100+ dvd's
    [x] gets $50+ for allowance each month (not allowance but for helping with work)
    [x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [] shops at abercrombie
    [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [x] makeup
    [x] perfume
    [] AIM
    [] MSN
    [x]Yahoo
    [] 5+ trophies
    [x] own digital camera
    [] walk-in closet
    [] electric scooter
    [] dirt bike/quad
    [] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [] hammock
    [] been on a cruise
    [x] traveled out of the country
    [] weight set/ workout set in house
    [] personal fit trainer
    [] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/curling iron
    [x] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [] on/was on a varsity team for the school
    [] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [] own savings account
    [x] 1+ BEST friends
    [] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY
    [] shopped in seattle
    [] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [] license
    [] moved 3+ times
    [] sports car
    [x] hot tub
    [x] pet(s)
    [] ranch
    [x] at&t
    [] verizon
    [] cingular
    [] Sprint
    [] virgin mobile / other
    []x been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] dont have a job.
    [x] 100+ friends on facebook
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [x] been in a limo
    [] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [x] own desktop
    Overall Total
    31
    You spoiled?
    [] yes
    [x] heck no.
    [X] close

  20. pimp_momma143 pimp_momma143
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    I Love Nerds<3
    (the candy)

:)

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