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piglet222

1. piglet222
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   Person: You're blocking the view
   Me: I am the view
   
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2. piglet222
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   December 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC
   If a man from Iceland and a woman from Cuba have a child... Is the child an IceCube???
   
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3. piglet222
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   February 5, 2013 1:40pm UTC
   Christina perri bought a Bluebird and Hailey Williams was so annoyed by the sound that she flew away on an Airplane. Emilé Sande started to Scream and shout so bruno mars threw a Grenade at her. Ke$ha wanted to Die Young so that just made Kelly Clarkson Stronger and her boyfriend was Mr Knowitall. When the Grenade went off, Taylor Swift wanted to be Safe and Sound and knew that he was Trouble. And Some Nights fun. is trouble too!
   
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4. piglet222
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   December 21, 2012 9:20am UTC
   Fave if ya love the word
   Doo-Hikky!
   He he, DOO-HIKKY!!!
   
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5. piglet222
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   December 21, 2012 9:17am UTC
   I hate how your quote shows for everyone at fist, in newest quotes and then boom! gone forever - -
   _
   
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6. piglet222
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Fave if you cried watching Titanic<3
   
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7. piglet222
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   I don't care if you call me
   crazy........ I have a talkin' cookie
   Ya You bet you're sorry
   
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8. piglet222
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   October 30, 2012 11:45am UTC
   Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
   Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia
   Spongebob fans: I wanna live in a Pineapple!
   Hunger Games fans: I'm OK....
   
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9. piglet222
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   October 6, 2012 7:30am UTC
   I really wanna turn into a unicorn with a pig voice
   sorry, i didnt have my juice this morning:(
   
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10. piglet222
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Teacher: Tell me one story about you as a baby.
    Me: When I was five months old, my cousin was holding me... and dropped me on the head!
    Teacher: So that's what wrong with you....
    
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11. piglet222
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Hi DUDES and DUDETTES!!!
    Please Fave if you want me to write down my own songs on Witty! If i get Over 20 faves, i'll start with my songs! if you dont like them, you can comment saying that you dont, but if u do, u can fave me!
    
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12. piglet222
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    August 29, 2012 3:58am UTC
    TOFFEE:)
    
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13. piglet222
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    August 23, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Y'know when your parents say, 'Money doesnt grow on trees'? Well, money is made out of paper and paper is made out of trees, so practically, money does grow on trees! c;
    
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14. piglet222
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    August 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    When your younger, you wanna be older, when your older you really wanna be younger. :)
    
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15. piglet222
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    August 19, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Am I the only one who still lives in a fantasy world with a magical name and diamond castles,wishing that I am seven years old again? :)
    
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16. piglet222
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    August 11, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Fave if you HATE when you get told off by someone whos younger than you!
    
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17. piglet222
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    August 11, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Leonard: Do not make a sound! (whispering)
    Sheldon: Whispering 'do not make a sound' is a sound!
    The Big Bang Theory!!!
    
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18. piglet222
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    August 8, 2012 5:30am UTC
    Me:* Sees a cool t-shirt*
    Me: Mommy! I love you so much!
    Mom: What's the catch?
    Me: This shirt!!!
    Mom: *Takes my wallet out of her handbag and hands it to me*
    Me:Awww crap. Actually, I don't want it.
    
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19. piglet222
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 5:07am UTC
    Sometimes, dreams can be like little insects. People can trample all over them, thinking that they're silly little things, but sometimes, just sometimes, they manage to survive
    
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