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1. pickleexspert123
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2016 9:30pm UTC
   going back on
   Witty Profiles
   after five years
   is
   the best
   decision I
   have ever
   made
   
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2. pickleexspert123
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   February 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   i love paige (aka paigetheisaprincess on witty)
   
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3. pickleexspert123
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   February 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   Fav this quote if you promise to be a
   WITTIAN
   for life <3
   
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4. pickleexspert123
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   February 7, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   That akward moment when Doby apeers in your room and tells you not to go to Hogwarts.
   
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5. pickleexspert123
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   February 7, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   It dosnt matter how old I am; if a baloon is about to hit the floor, IM GONNA DIVE FOR IT.
   
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6. pickleexspert123
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   February 7, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   putting on jeans: left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.
   
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7. pickleexspert123
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   February 6, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   Every machine comes with just the right amount of peices so think of the world as a machine.Every person is a peice which means every person has a purpose. That means that everyone has thier own place in the world, they just have to find where.
   
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8. pickleexspert123
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   February 5, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   Is it just me, or is anyone else watching the high school musical marathon as suppose to the super bowl?
   
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9. pickleexspert123
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   February 5, 2012 9:48am UTC
   Feeling so cool because you are watching Phineas and Ferb at midnight. Yes. Be jelous....
   
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10. pickleexspert123
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    February 4, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    What girls say to eachother after seeing a movie:
    5%:"Wow, that movie was really good!"
    95%:"Man, I gotta pee."
    
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11. pickleexspert123
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    February 4, 2012 7:48am UTC
    Shoot for the moon and even if you miss, you'll land among the stars <3
    
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12. pickleexspert123
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    January 31, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Looking through a bandade box and thinking under what circumstances would I ever use this bandade?!?
    
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13. pickleexspert123
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    January 31, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Is it just me, or is London a lot dumber in " The Sweet Life on Deck" then in "The Sweet Life of Zack and Codey"?
    
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14. pickleexspert123
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    January 30, 2012 6:32am UTC
    If you drop your keys in a river of molten lava, dont try to get them because man, they're gone.
    
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15. pickleexspert123
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    January 28, 2012 7:56am UTC
    You sneeze in school: nobody even moves.
    You sneeze in church: everybody stares.
    
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16. pickleexspert123
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    January 24, 2012 6:35am UTC
    If they mashed together youtube,twitter, and facebook they'd get "Youtwitface!"
    
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17. pickleexspert123
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    January 23, 2012 6:29am UTC
    Some peole say that they cant live without love.
    I think oxegen is more imortant.
    
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18. pickleexspert123
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    January 19, 2012 6:33am UTC
    Some people say that the huuman race is " de-evolving "because everyone is always hunched over. But clearly some important dude got totally messed up because if we are all hunched over, the we are all old people! So technically, we are all rapidly evolving.
    
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19. pickleexspert123
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    January 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Is it just me, or does everyone have a different way to peel their bananas and cure hiccups?
    
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20. pickleexspert123
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    January 12, 2012 6:59am UTC
    You said the "M" word!
    ( mud blood )
    Im telling Dumbldore!
    
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