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  1. spinnychair spinnychair
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Just remember that sometimes
    the way you think about a person isn't the way they actually are.
    --John Green

  2. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  3. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    a thousand composers
    could not create a soundtrack as [lovely] as your voice. ♥

  4. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    fave if you love music
    comment with your favorite song.♥

  5. xmasselitestarsx xmasselitestarsx
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you walk into the bathroom and Kevin G is making love to your woman on the floor.
    credit to: xwildcatcheerx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 10:43am UTC
    .x.L.x.E.x.T.x..x.G.x.O.x.
    because i n 5 0 y e a r s
    it's not going to even matter

  8. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    I love how,
    in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

  9. Atwee Atwee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Favourite if you’ve:
    1) Been to mars. 2) Given birth to an elephant. 3) Discovered a unicorn egg. 4) Performed life threatening heart surgery on a 467489 year old man. 5) Found Osama Bin Laden in a game of hide and seek. 6) Breathed.

  10. Kiwixoxo Kiwixoxo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Today , i was in the grocery store and saw this guy pulling his son by his hair . As i was walking by them the little boy looks up at me with eyes filled with tears . OUCH DADDY IT HURTS ! STOPP . he screamed . the dad just laughed and continued to pull his hair .
    This broke my heartt . If i was with my mom , i would've said something . but . i didnt want to cause a seen .
    I regret not saying something about this .
    Click the <3 if your against child abuse .

  11. miss_twain miss_twain
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2010 10:09am UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
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    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
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    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 12:10am UTC
    YOU
    You're missing a little something...
    Oh yeah, maybe it's the other
    t w o l e t t e r s in that word.
    Glad I Could Help.

  14. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    "omgzz havin such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiezz, lolzzz!"
    .. likee seriously? take your keyboard and bash your head in.

  15. OnYourSide OnYourSide
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 1:23pm UTC
    If you're Romeo
    Then I'm Juliet
    as long as I'm breathing
    I love you to death
    Format;PeaceInpieces

  16. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    So my [period] was a few days late..
    I told my boyfriend, and he flipped /:
    He came to school this morning, [exhausted].
    I asked why, and he said<3
    "I was up until 2am reading parenting books, just incase."
    *true_story<3

  17. cammeron cammeron
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 10:33pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS IF YOU HAVE:
    food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep.
    YOU ARE RICHER
    THAN 75% OF THE
    WORLD
    IF YOU HAVE MONEY
    IN THE BANK, YOUR
    WALLET,OR SPARE CHANGE
    YOU ARE 8% OF THE
    WORLDS WEALTHY
    IF YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH MORE HEALTH THAN ILLNESS
    YOU ARE MORE BLESSED
    THAN THE MILLIONS WHO WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS WEEK.
    if you have never experienced the
    danger of a battle
    the agony of imprisonment or torture,
    or the horrible pangs of starvation.
    ^
    YOU ARE LUCKIER THAN 5 MILLION PEOPLE SUFFERING.
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS MESSAGE
    YOU ARE MORE FORTUNATE
    than 3 billion people in this world, who can not read at all.

  18. woodyjo_ woodyjo_
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    many people were placed into your life
    but none of them meant any harm, they were
    there because they all had a lesson to teach
    you. a lesson you would learn from being
    - lied to - betrayed -
    at the worst or maybe to teach you what
    - love - & - happiness is -
    a lesson everyone needs. do not hate them
    because what they have done to you, but love
    them because they are human too, who are
    probably going through the same thing or will.
    and thank them because they taught you a lesson
    -and now you know better-

  19. xoxoBebexoxox xoxoBebexoxox
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. josephine162 josephine162
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    for that look
    | you | shoot | your | best | friend |
    when the teacher says
    PARTNERS

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