where did i go wrong? i lost a friend, somewhere along in the bitterness. & i would have stayed up with you all night, had i known how to save a life. t h e f r a y
Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today, were recorded in the 1950's which means, you're listening to dead people laughing let that just sink in for a minute...
sheldon cooper "Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors." us "Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes scissors."
sheldon: i'll have a diet coke. penny: can you please order i cocktail, i need to practise mixing drinks. sheldon: fine i'll have a virgin cuba libre. penny: that's rum and coke without the rum. sheldon: yes. penny: so, coke? sheldon: yes, and would you make it diet?