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  1. phee phee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    i saw that.
    -karma

  2. phee phee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    where did i go wrong? i lost a friend,
    somewhere along in the bitterness.
    & i would have stayed up with you all night,
    had i known
    how to save a life.
    t h e f r a y

  3. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    me: hey remember that time when...
    *mum comes in*
    me: ...i'll tell you later

  4. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    it's impossible to hum while holding your nose closed.
    ...now take your hand off your nose...

  5. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Every person
    has at least one secret
    that would break your heart.
    are you thinking about yours?

  6. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Sorry, I can't today.
    My sister's friend's mother's
    grandpa's brother's grandson's
    uncle's fish died.
    And yes, it was tragic.

  7. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    if
    sadness was
    an ocean,
    i would
    drown
    in it

  8. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Let's face it
    anything with raisins in it,
    would be ten times better
    with chocolate chips instead.
    for example: a box of raisins

  9. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    teacher: where's your book?!
    student: at home.
    teacher: and what's it doing there?
    student: having more fun than me.

  10. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today,
    were recorded in the 1950's which means,
    you're listening to dead people laughing
    let that just sink in for a minute...

  11. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I hate that moment
    when your done crying
    and you just sit there
    e m o t i o n l e s s

  12. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    i
    love
    falling
    asleep
    to
    the
    sound
    of
    rain

  13. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:09am UTC
    "I'M SO UGLY"
    sure, that's why you have
    197 photos in an album called
    "ME<3"

  14. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:28am UTC
    person: your heart, is that too much to ask for?
    me: nah, not at all. while your at it, take another valuable organ, like my lungs

  15. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    w h a t i f
    Birthmarks are where you were killed in another life.
    mind=blown

  16. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    sheldon cooper
    "Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
    us
    "Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes scissors."

  17. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    I will do anything
    humanly possible to reach the
    remote
    without getting up.

  18. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Can someone who is
    American or something,
    please tell me who demi lavato is?
    (might of spelt her name wrong)

  19. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Just remember,
    if we get caught you're deaf
    and
    i don't speak English.

  20. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    sheldon: i'll have a diet coke.
    penny: can you please order i cocktail, i need to practise mixing drinks.
    sheldon: fine i'll have a virgin cuba libre.
    penny: that's rum and coke without the rum.
    sheldon: yes.
    penny: so, coke?
    sheldon: yes, and would you make it diet?

:)

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