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  1. PrettyMwah PrettyMwah
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:51am UTC
    "I'm no beauty queen,
    I'm just beautiful me."

  2. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:02am UTC
    Your attitude is just like a price tag,
    it shows how valuable you are.

  3. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:17am UTC
    I'm sorry for being
    Clingy. Emotional. Needy. Annoying.
    A waste of space. Stressful. Weird.
    Quiet. Distant. Ugly. Imperfect.
    Strange. Different. Unlovable.
    Useless. Worthless. Lonely.
    Depressed. Boring. Sad.
    Helpless. A lost cause.
    Broken. Defeated.
    me.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:05am UTC
    There was a girl. She was 7. Her hair was in pigtails and she wore a bright yellow summer dress. She held a sign that said "Go Dad Go!" and a small rose for her dad. She waited at the finishline for her dad to finish the race. She waited and waited, then he came bounding around the corner with his hands in the air and a smile on his face. When he saw his little girl standing there with the sign and the rose, his smile spread all the way across his face. As he crossed the finish line he turned around to try and find his daughter. That is when he heard the explosion, then the other. His grin disapeared as he yelled and searched for his daughter. When he finaly found her, fear and sadness took over. He bent down and kissed his girl before the medics took her away. The last thing the girl saw was her brave daddy in tears.
    Then all went black.
    ( This is not a true story but it represents the day of the bombing of the Boston Marathon.)

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    I hate it when flies f.ucking rub their stupid little sh.itty hands together
    like they're plotting to ruin my life. Those tiny, little ba.stards.

  6. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
    Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally skinny, I eat
    what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful. So why are you allowed to love your "curves", but it's wrong for me to love my "bones"? Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but horrible for me to call you fat? If you can feel beautiful for being big, I can feel beautiful for being small.
    Get over it.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    What if 911 called you?
    "Hello, this is 911. You have an emergency. I can sense it."

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    all i do
    at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    "Swearing is unattractive."
    I'm not attractive anyway, so f.uck off.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I have this really unnatractive
    thing on my head called my face

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  15. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    I hate when my mom finds out something about me and
    she says she wont tell anyone else then when you come home from school
    all of your aunts,grandparents,siblings,sll the extinct species and news reporters know.

  16. PrettyMwah PrettyMwah
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:47am UTC
    $1,000,000
    Starts with $1
    So everyone go give a hobo $1, and someday he'll be almost as rich as Bill Gates.

  17. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:54am UTC
    i walk into the school, like waddup get away from me peasants.

  18. JessssIsBored JessssIsBored
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:20am UTC
    Never argue with an idiot.
    They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  19. PrettyMwah PrettyMwah
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:23am UTC
    "I'm the kind of girl who
    doesn't say a word.
    Who sits at the curb and
    waits for the world."

  20. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:28am UTC
    freelance's quote.
    A smile is a curve that sets your world straight.

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