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  1. blazeskee blazeskee
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 4:22am UTC
    Let's play a game. Here's how it goes;
    I smile at you, you flirt with me, we have a thing, we start dating.
    The only rule is not to fall in love.
    Because the first one who does,
    LOSES.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. emilyyxx22 emilyyxx22
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 12:54am UTC
    Promises mean everything,
    but once there broken,
    sorry means nothing.
    </3

  4. finderskeepers finderskeepers
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 1:49am UTC
    I don't know,
    Google it.

  5. HaannahBanana HaannahBanana
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 2:50am UTC
    The awkward moment when,
    You catch someone ⇒staring at you and they »try« to look away in time.
    buttheydontsucceed.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. jordanpaigee jordanpaigee
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 3:16am UTC
    Me: mum how did you spell....
    Mum: look it up in the dictionary.
    Me: okay, i would IF I KNEW HOW TO SPELL IT!!

  8. LochNess LochNess
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 2:51am UTC
    "Are you home?" "No... I just picked up my house phone from Burger King..."

  9. LochNess LochNess
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 2:53am UTC
    You failed too? Yeaa... WHOOO High 5

  10. LochNess LochNess
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 2:55am UTC
    When i have a sharpie i feel the need to write on everything.

  11. StArGuRL StArGuRL
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 11:51pm UTC
    True beauty is all ways looked at
    but hardly...
    Looked in to
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    format: MissAnna

  12. LindaChristine LindaChristine
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 11:51pm UTC
    re-reading about your old
    crushes in your diary
    from years ago, wondering
    "What the hell was I thinking?!"

  13. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 12:03am UTC
    Guys = No drama


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. LochNess LochNess
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 12:53am UTC
    You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

:)

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