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penguinluv
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC

They call it PMS because
mad cow disease was already taken.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC

It seems as though KARMA
chose a most unfortunate time to take a vacation.
SO I'LL FILL IN.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:47pm UTC

&I am so sick
of changing for people.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 5:57pm UTC

When everyone's ignoring you and you decide...
"Okay, I'll go be antisocial somewhere else."

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penguinluv
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:12pm UTC

I'm at a payphone
Trying to go home

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penguinluv
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:09pm UTC

All those fairy tales are full of it
One more stupid love song I'll be sick...

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penguinluv
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 9:14pm UTC

me: No homework! Let's do something productive!
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: *looks at bed*
me: You know what...

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penguinluv
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:26pm UTC

That one teacher
that gossips as much
as the students.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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penguinluv
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

One good thing about music
is that when it hits you
you feel no pain.
-Bob Marley

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

In the Netherlands, there is a holiday honoring redheads.
GINGERS UNITE!

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Dear annoying girl whose every thought is broadcasted to the world via her huge mouth,
Shut up. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
Much Love,
Me.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 3:21pm UTC

That awesome moment when you ask a friend,
"Do you like ___?"
and they say no.
So it just turns into a lovely vent party.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC

When I text LOL
I don't mean I'm laughing out loud.
I mean I'm
Laying On Llamas.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 3:19pm UTC

"Hey, have you seen my pen anywhere?"
Who the hell do you think I am, Nancy Drew?

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Neville Longbottom: OMG! I just killed Harry Freaking Potter!
somewhere in the distance...
Voldemort: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I wanted to do it!! *sob*
totally nmq

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 3:56pm UTC

"Standardized testing"
is the school appropriate way to say
hell.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC

"Hey mom, can I-"
"No."
Well then.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 3:06pm UTC

"Do you want to hang out?"
No. Sweetheart, I don't think you get it.
I hate you.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Those annoying kids that always ask,
"I did the problem a different way, but got the same answer. Is that alright?"
No. It's not. God forbid you be original.

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penguinluv
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 1:17pm UTC

And you bleed just to know
your alive...

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