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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I'm literally my own best friend.
    I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    How to kill a spider
    1. get a tissue
    2. slowly approach the spider
    3. burn down the house

  3. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    40
    NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!!!!
    OMG U GUYS JUST
    MADE MY DAY
    <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    I saw a baby today with a shirt that said:
    I'm what happened in Vegas

  5. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    I miss him,
    I miss our late night talks,
    his hand pressed firmly against the small of my back when we kissed,
    the warmth of his breath against my ear as he whispered "I love you,"
    his slow, lazy smile that spread across his face while I wrapped my arms around him,
    the way he always gave me butterflies despite how long we knew each other,
    the sweet way he always told me that I was "beautfiul no matter what."
    I miss all his little flaws, his laugh, and most importantly, his heart.
    I just want him back...

  6. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Omg guys I missed you guys!!! I haven't been on witty in 44 days. Sorry I haven't been on. My computer broke. So yeah. What did I miss???? Did you guys miss me???

  7. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    When people don't understand
    your humor because they are of
    lesser intelligence...

  8. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Niall Horan knows the name Rachel is a name.
    The wedding will be next Satuday, you're all invited

  9. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    I AM WEIRD!
    Now deal with it

  10. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    that moment when
    that little voice in your head says
    "yep...you're going to hell."
    nmf/nmq

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are
    romeo and juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week.

  12. iluvyousomuch iluvyousomuch
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Summer Love
    Chapter Three
    RACHEL`S POV
    Ugh. I thought this might happen when Fox suggested Better than Revenge,but I figured she was so ecstatic it might be prevented. Guess I was wrong.
    I exited the booth much quieter than Fox had and apologized to Abby. "Hey,it`s cool,but,er-what was that?" she inquires. "Uh,I`m not completely sure. Kyra`s got this ex,Stephan,and our mutual friend Kristy had a little fling with him during a rough spot in his relationship with Kyra. Technically,they were still together. We`ve stopped talking to her. That`s all I could get out of her when it happened,and she hasn`t spoken of it since then." "How long ago was this?" "Three montths ago. Actually,I think today would`ve been their one-year anniversary." "Poor thing." Abby frowns.
    "But,alas,the show must go on. Here, start writing Animal on the discs in the blue packages." she says. Animal is the band name Fox and I came up with. Get it? Fox and Weasel? Animal? Yeah... "What`s in the yellow package?" I ask as I notice it mixed in with the blue ones. "Oh,I accidentally made a copy of your Better than Revenge cover. Just ignore it."
    The plan is to send these disks out to every major radio station across Amercica and one to management so they can make more copies and send those out to who-knows-where. We were just gonna make one copy and send it to FatTracks,but we decided this was a better idea.
    When we`re finished,we label the packages and lock up shop. We`ll put them in the mail slot on our way out.
    KYRA`S POV
    I just need to clear my head. I leave the building and duck into the nearest Starbucks. I`m next in line,right after a young couple. "What do you want,baby?" the boy asks. "Something sweet...just like YOU!" the girl says,then kisses the boy`s nose. Ick,love. I wish they`d hurry up and order. As I step up the the register, the music video for One Way Or Another by One Direction comes on the gossip/music video channel the little T.V.`s in the cafe are turned to. "Ew-I mean,hello!" I tell the woman at the counter. "I`ll have an,uhm,caramel frap with extra caramel syrup at the bottom of the cup." "That`ll be $4.35." says the lady. I slide her a $5 and walk away.
    I cant escape the music. "One way,or another,I`m gonna getcha. I`m gonna getcha,getcha,getcha,getcha!" the boys sing from the screen. The worst part is,the music is excellent. Those boys can really sing. I`d probably love them if the one with the curls-Harry,I think- didn`t look so much like Stephan. Even the thought of his name makes my blood boil.
    "Caramel frappacino for Kyra." the same lady calls out. "Thank you!" I call as I jog out of the restaurant.
    As I approach the recording studio,I realize the same station is on a bigger T.V. outside the building I left in such a hurry earlier. On the screen now is a young reporter,probably in her early twenties. A picture of One Direction at a recent awards show is in the corner of the television. "Word on the street is that One Direction are looking for an opening act for their upcoming world tour. Keep your eyes peeled,ladies!" I laugh. I bet whoever gets stuck with them will regret being born.
    I enter the studio I was having fun in earlier to see Abby and Weasel have left. "What do we have here?" I wonder aloud. A CD in a little yellow package-it must be the copy of Welcome to Hollywood we`re sending to FatTracks! "I guess I`ll mail it,since I`m here." I say to myself. I write Animal-Single on the CD,adress the package,and leave everything just the way I found it. I lock and close the door,then put the disk in the mail slot on my way back out. Hopefully,it`ll be one #1 single we can cross off our list.
    AUTHOR`S NOTE:
    Hey guys,I`d just like to warn you that since I have school (not to mention FINAL EXAMS at achool) and I have Drama till 4 Mon-Wed,I`m gonna be getting on less ad be posting less often. I`ll try to stil wrte as much,which means when I update hopefully it`ll be lots :) Thanks for reading,please fave/comment. Oh,and pray for those who were injured in the Boston bombing. I wish them the best.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    which hurts the most:
    saying something and wishing you had not,
    or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

  14. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    " LET'S TAKE A PICTURE!"
    Friend 1: I love it!
    FRIEND 2: DELETE IT NOW!
    nmf

  15. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Perfect guys don't exi-
    Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    "I'm a wizard "
    "Then prove it "
    "Sorry I cant, no magic outside Hogwarts

  17. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:23am UTC
    "I'm not the girl that always has a boyfriend.
    I am the girl that rarely has a boyfriend."
    ~ Taylor Swift
    WTF?

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    it's so weird that everyone's
    mom's name is mom.

  19. celtics2468 celtics2468
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Praying for Boston, victims, and their families


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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