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  1. brittneyxoxo518 brittneyxoxo518
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Girl logic:
    Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs, I'll met a nice guy who wants me for my personality.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Can we just sit here for a minute,
    and pretend that I mean half as much to you as you do to me?

  3. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    "I decided to say that I liked girls who eat carrots,
    Because I thought it was funny.
    It wasn't funny,
    That's potentially the worst joke I've ever made."
    -Louis Tomlinson

  4. dec0de dec0de
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:26am UTC
    He bought me a Happy Meal.
    At 2 o'clock in the morning.
    We're 18 years old.

  5. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Welcome to the
    Karma Cafe
    There are no menus.You got served what you deserve.

  6. Rainbow185 Rainbow185
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Steve got 635 favourites by saying "QUOTE QUOTE" Lets try this shiz...
    QUOTE QUOTE

  7. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:18am UTC
    My girlfriend just texted me saying:
    "You're a boob. LOL, JUST TITTIN', you're my breast friend."
    ... should I be worried or

  8. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    11:11 comes twice a day
    B E C A U S E E V E R Y O N E [x] [x] [x]
    D E S E R V E S A«
    | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | |{ second chance }

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:06am UTC
    One Direction on Niall:
    Louis: There is no doubt Niall is the cute one.
    Liam: I feel really protective towards Niall.
    Louis: Yeah, in the nicest possible way i would much rather see any of us punched than Niall.
    Harry: If I saw someone go to punch Niall you would just go psycho...
    Liam: I'd kill him.
    Zayn: I don't know what it is, but even though he's not the youngest, he's the one we feel almost maternal towards.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I want to have a sleep over
    date with you.
    We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
    I’d hide under the blankets while
    you make me watch scary movies with you.
    You would try to teach me how to play video games
    and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
    We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
    In the end, I’d be asleep listening
    to your heart beat while you watch tv.

  11. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    anyone else ever feel
    unwanted..or not loved...

  12. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:57am UTC
    me: can i have your babies?!
    one direciton: ... what?
    me: can i have your autograph...
    one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
    me: what'd you think i said?
    one direction: can you have my babies.
    me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
    one direction: but i wasn't-
    me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
    -tumblr
    do remember i am a boy....
    blacklace

  13. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  14. Hoodiegurll9186 Hoodiegurll9186
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    I may seem calm but
    in my mind ive killed
    you 3 times.

  15. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    [♥][♥][♥]
    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE:
    being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did....except you.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  16. easycomeeasygo easycomeeasygo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Me and You,could make the whole world jealous.♥nmq/nmf

  17. rosewithnothorns rosewithnothorns
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    When your flavored lip gloss
    Smells so good that you just want to
    EAT IT

  18. BlondeBitchxo BlondeBitchxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Soo= I don't know what to say.
    but I dont wanna stop talking to you
    ------------------------

  19. XoXoPleaseLuvMe XoXoPleaseLuvMe
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    And Tonight..
    She sits in the corner of her room.
    Squeezing her pillow as tight as possible.
    Tears streaming down her face as she stares
    at the pictures taped to the wall. She screams
    as loud as possible into that pillow, but no one can
    even hear her. She gives up, turns her Ipod on and softly
    plays over their lullaby as she sinks in to the floor crying and
    says into her tears, "We were supposed to be together forever."
    And Tonight..
    He throws every memory he has
    across the front lawn and screams
    as loud as he ever has and falls into the
    grass and starts to cry for the first time in years.
    He pulls his Ipod out and blasts over their lullaby as
    the tears come down uncontrollably. He grips onto the
    grass with all his might and shakes, it used to be impossible
    for him to feel this much pain, but now everything is different.
    Then he says into the grass, "We were supposed to be together forever"

  20. XJuicyBearX XJuicyBearX
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Teacher-George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't
    punish him?
    Student- Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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