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  1. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:12am UTC
    Life is what happens when you
    put your phone down.

  2. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:02am UTC
    I say “I don’t know” to everything
    when I’m in a bad mood.

  3. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:56am UTC
    *Gets hit by a car on road* *Takes out phone*
    *Uninstalls whatsapp,deletes texts*
    *Runs home*
    *Burns personal diary*
    *clears browser history*
    *Comes back*
    *Dies* xD

  4. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:48am UTC
    Too many friendships end with
    "we just stopped talking."

  5. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:44am UTC
    I hate when I'm texting someone and I'm the one asking all the questions .-.

  6. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:31am UTC
    I don't like people easily and I suck at making friends but when I do, I make sure we are friends for eternity.

  7. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:24am UTC
    We all have that one friend who enters your house like it's their home

  8. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:06am UTC
    your relationship ended,
    not your life.

  9. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:59am UTC
    Pocket money evaporates faster than water

  10. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:56am UTC
    School:we entered with one name and left with twenty..!!

  11. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:45am UTC
    The difference between 'thank you' and 'ty' is quality of education.

  12. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:29am UTC
    Calling someone to wish birthday is not a problem.
    Problem is what to talk about after the "Happy Birthday and Thank you"

  13. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    When I say “there’s nothing to eat”…
    I mean there’s nothing I like.

  14. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    The airports have seen more sincere kisses than the weddings. The hospital walls have listened to more real prayers than the churches .

  15. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    By the time a man realizes that his father was
    right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

  16. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    me: *puts earphones in*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: oh right
    me: *plays music*

  17. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Saying that you're okay is so much easier rather than explaining all the reasons why you're not!

  18. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    'K' is the worst, most annoying, most irritating, aggravating, response ever.

  19. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    There are 70 ways to keep a man happy 1st is alcohol and the rest is 69!

  20. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    somewhere between waking up at 6am and going to sleep at 6am,We all grew up

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