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pavanstorm

1. pavanstorm
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 1:27am UTC
   if you end up
   with a boring miserable life
   because
   you listened to your mom,
   your dad, your teacher,
   your priest, or some guy on
   television telling you how to do your sh¡t,
   then you deserve it.
   
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2. pavanstorm
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   October 2, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   *me on youtube :
   AND my watching-trailer-season ends now. :)
   Oh wait. is that emma watson...
   *click*
   
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3. pavanstorm
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   September 30, 2013 5:21am UTC
   I like to walk up to strangers and ask "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes, I hand them a photo of me and walk away
   
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4. pavanstorm
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   September 30, 2013 5:14am UTC
   Swag is for boys.
   Class is for men.
   
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5. pavanstorm
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   September 21, 2013 4:53am UTC
   If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
   
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6. pavanstorm
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   September 21, 2013 4:48am UTC
   my mom blames EVERYTHING on my phone.
   you failing? cuz that phone.
   you tired? always on that phone
   oh you hungry? cuz that damn phone!!
   
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7. pavanstorm
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   September 21, 2013 4:40am UTC
   so if i don't text first we don't talk at all? fu*k you
   
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8. pavanstorm
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   September 20, 2013 11:23am UTC
   Me : Dear Crush I am gonna make you mine
   *Right click*
   *Save Image as*
   
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9. pavanstorm
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   September 20, 2013 11:11am UTC
   funnily,the start and the end of a relationship always begins with, "Hey, Can we talk?"
   
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10. pavanstorm
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    September 20, 2013 2:41am UTC
    I've got 99 problems so I'm just going to get drunk
    
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11. pavanstorm
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    September 20, 2013 2:33am UTC
    The Secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
    
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12. pavanstorm
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    September 20, 2013 2:30am UTC
    Ironically, we tend to want what we can't have. Then once we get it, we don't want it anymore
    
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13. pavanstorm
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    September 20, 2013 2:25am UTC
    That awkward moment when you're taking notes, and the teacher switches between slides too fast.
    
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14. pavanstorm
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    September 20, 2013 2:22am UTC
    When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months...when guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
    
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15. pavanstorm
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    September 19, 2013 11:45am UTC
    I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow.
    
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16. pavanstorm
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    September 19, 2013 11:34am UTC
    Do you ever type something really long and then delete it all because you realize no one actually cares
    
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17. pavanstorm
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    September 19, 2013 11:16am UTC
    society: be yourself
    society: no not like that
    
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18. pavanstorm
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    September 19, 2013 11:09am UTC
    GTA V - the day all girlfriends lose their boyfriends for weeks.
    
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19. pavanstorm
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    September 19, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Some people treat others like a bluetooth. They turn on their visibility as soon as they need something
    
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20. pavanstorm
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    September 19, 2013 10:58am UTC
    when i was younger $20 felt like $100 and now $20 feels like $1
    
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