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Um...... hi.
I HAVE TO PEE I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Back! um, I'm patonrice wich is long for pat-rice. (don't ask, my sister made it up). Um I'm a drama geek. I love to sing but I'm really shy about doing it in front of people unless I'm in the shower.
I FREAKING LOVE CHARMIN ULTRASOFT!!!
My biggest dream in the whole world is to become a succesful and published author. I'm gonna put some stuff up soon so feel free to leave feed back! Um.... I have no idea what else to right on this thing ughhhhh....... cheese is good. My favorite place in the whole wide world is wisconsin..... not just because of the cheese though there cheese is amazing. Yeah, I think that's pretty much it. Bye!


  1. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
    Today was 'Daddy's Day' at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
    But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
    Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
    But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
    What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
    But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
    And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
    But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all.
    About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
    There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone too meet.
    Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.
    One by one the teacher called, a student from the class to introduce her daddy.
    As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.
    Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
    "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
    "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
    And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
    "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy too waste his day."
    The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom.
    And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
    And with hands behind her back, slowly she began too speak.
    And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
    "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.
    But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
    And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
    All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.
    He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.
    He surprised me with pink roses, he taught me how to fly a kite.
    We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
    And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
    "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart.
    I know because he told me, he'd forever be in my heart."
    With that her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
    Feeling her own heart beat, beneath her favorite dress.
    And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
    Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
    For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
    Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
    And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
    she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
    "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
    And if he could he'd be here, but Heaven's just too far!
    You see he was a fireman and died just this past year.
    When airplanes hit the towers, and taught Americans to fear.
    "But sometimes when I close my eyes, its like he never went away."
    And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
    And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.
    A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
    Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.
    Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
    "I know your with me daddy," to the silence she called out.
    And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.
    Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.
    But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
    And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
    And given the gift of believing, that:
    Heaven is never too far.
    nmq

  2. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
    Me: When I was saying 'can' I was using it's secondary model form as a verbal modifyer asking for permission as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that considering you're a teacher you'd know that. Sorry. MAY I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: ...
    nmq

  3. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Most Common Lie:
    I'm okay.

  4. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me: *Walks into room while mom is listening to her voicemail
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Do I really sound like that on the phone?!

  5. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    So who's gonna take over the world first
    the Directioners
    or
    the Beliebers
    ??????????

  6. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    tSo I live in Massachusetts.
    The first state to leaglize gay marraige.
    But I just figured out that my sister can't have a foreign exchange student.
    Because my mom's in a relationship with a woman.
    Wow.
    Good goin America

  7. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    YOU EITHER DIE THE HERO
    OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH
    TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLIAN
    -Batman

  8. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Listen,
    I know you’re hurting inside,
    I can see behind your fake smile.
    I know that you think that crying makes you weak,
    you’ve told me a thousand times
    I know you’re lying to me when you tell me “I’m OK”.
    Your eyes are what give you away
    And I know you’re just saying that because if you explain, you’re guard will shatter and
    the tears will stream down your face in rivers.
    It’s the way you curl up when I know you’re about to break down
    But you don’t have to lie to me. Tell me you’re not OK, and I won’t ask why.
    Because I know you’ll tell me if you want me to hear.
    And I know you wont listen, but I’m gonna say it anyway, because you need to hear
    it. Don’t be afraid to cry. I promise, I won’t judge.
    I never have.
    I know you think that’s a lie.
    But I cry too. Because I’m human. We all do.
    So go ahead and cry, and even though I know you won’t listen,
    I’ll always be there for you.
    And you know why.
    Because I’m your best friend.
    So go ahead and tell me you are hurting,
    but I already know.

  9. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    What is it about showering that makes people want to sing so badly?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Am I the only one out there who's not a One Direction fan?

  12. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    I miss the days...
    when boys had coodies

  13. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 11:23am UTC
    I Do
    You were the bravest person I knew.
    You just…
    never gave up.
    You spent your dying breath telling me, that you were gonna get through this, that you would never stop fighting, for me.
    Not yourself…
    but for me.
    I can still remember the smell of your rotting socks on our bedroom floor;
    a smell I thought, I’d never come to miss.
    I can feel your rough, calloused, hands holding me, as you picked me up after I fell down and skinned my knee.
    “Do you remember, Dad? When you kissed it and made it better?”
    I really miss your blueberry pancakes every Sunday morning.
    I still use your recipe.
    But they never taste the way yours did.
    I could never figure out how you mixed your secret recipe into the batter.
    But I never forgot it. It’s love.
    Right?
    “Remember the day you told me you were sick, but my ‘love’ would be enough to cure you?”
    I made you pancakes that day.
    I still have all your old things.
    The nurses from the hospital even let me keep that shy wisp of your hair that we cut off, before you lost it.
    And that picture?
    The one of our last standing hug, just after Doctor Morehouse made you change into your gown?
    It’s still on my nightstand…
    along with Goodnight Moon.
    I read it every night just before I go to bed, like you used to, so I wouldn’t get nightmares.
    But I still can’t find the mouse.
    I relive that day in the ICU, everyday when I look in the mirror and see that slim, silver, scar, just above my eyebrow, from when I fought through the nurses to break in and see you.
    Your body was rejecting the radiation. They wouldn’t let me in.
    But I was so scared. So desperate. I thought I was gonna lose you. If you could just here my voice…
    I remember when the doctors told me that I should take you home, and make you comfortable.
    I started crying.
    That was a week after the chemo failed.
    But you held me and told me that it would be alright, that you were still gonna make it…
    “But do you remember our last night together? When I curled up beside you, and read you Goodnight Moon?”
    You never got to tell me where the mouse was.
    “But do you remember?”
    …I do.

  14. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I ' m n o t r a n d o m
    my brain just works faster then yours
    ... SQUIRL!!!
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  15. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:21pm UTC
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  16. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    & who else
    uses hand sanatizer just because it makes their hands smell good?
    nmf

  17. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Q u i c k s i l v e r
    P r o l o g u e
    W a r n i n g
    STOP READING THIS IMMEDIATELY.
    I said stop.
    Why are you still reading this?
    Do you not understand plain English? I said stop reading!
    This document is for MY EYES ONLY!
    No seriously. I could get in big trouble with the counsel if they ever found out I was writing all this stuff down. Especially if I then let a human being see it. In fact, they’d probably behead me. And if you don’t mind, I think I’d like to keep my head attached to my body for the time being, thank you very much. So do me the favor and stop reading.
    Please! Stop! I’m asking you nicely! Just put it down! Throw it away! Burn it! Bury it in your back yard! In your cat’s litter box! Anything, just don’t read any further! You just can’t know about any of this stuff! It’s not meant to be personal or anything, but if the human race found out about this, the world would be in some serious, serious deep doo-doo. It’s entire balance between good and evil, light and dark, right and wrong, life and death, and all those other cheesy opposites would go all topsy-turvy and some nasty outcome like the planet spontaneously combusting into tiny little bite size pieces would probably occur. I mean this couldn’t be “fiction” if something obnoxious like that wasn’t a possible outcome, right? And then I’d get blamed and the counsel would get all pissy and execute me in front of the entire second dimension and probably keep my head as a trophy, and feed my intestines to some nice hungry flesh eating demons. Can’t forget that.
    So even though you obviously aren’t taking any of this seriously, because if you were you would have already put this down and run away screaming, do me, the person who all this stuff is very, VERY real to, a favor and just stop reading.
    …waiting
    …stop
    …any day now
    …STILL waiting
    Ugh! What is wrong with you? Did you not understand a word I just said! I demand an explanation for your sincere stubbornness! Putting the document down so the world doesn’t violently blow up? All that mumbo-jumbo? Ring any bells?
    Would’ya just stop? Put it down! Or scroll up to that pretty little red X at the top right hand corner of your screen and click it so this story disappears into oblivion. Something! Because at the rate you’re goin’ you’re gonna get you, and the rest of the planets population a one way ticket on the six feet under train. I did not risk my own life a bajillion times battleing blood thirsty evil nasties who wanted to shred my face off with their venom coated claws, just so one stubborn humanoid creature couls satisfy their curiosity cravings and bring on the end of the world!
    So just stop reading!
    It’s not that much to ask!
    Right now!
    Why aren’t you stopping!
    If I can track down a heard of highly trained, skilled stealth demons, don’t make the mistake in thinking that I can’t track you down too. Because I will. And you won’t be too happy when I make you.
    You scared yet?
    You should be.
    So just stop.
    Thank you!
    Alrighty then.
    Now that that’s all taken care of and you “obviously” aren’t reading this anymore, let’s get down to business.
    Feedback? this is just the prologue! Please tell me what you think of it! Is the formatting OK?

  18. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    We all miss the days where YOUtube was a advertisement fee website.

  19. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Be your best friend
    and tell the truth
    over use I love you
    go to work and do your best
    don't outsmart your common sense
    never let your praying knees get lazy
    and love like
    CRAZY!
    NMF

  20. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    I'm not random.
    My mind just works faster then yours
    ...KUMQUAT!

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