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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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February 16, 2013 1:27pm UTC

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles
in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.

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yourcool
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February 16, 2013 1:31pm UTC

if you don't dislike me yet,
don't worry, your time will come.

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jimboslice3
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February 16, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me telling a story
Me: I have to tell you this story about-
Me: *Starts laughing*
Me: *Deep breath*
Me: Ok so there was this...
Me: *Starts laughing*

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Awkward3564
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February 17, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Did you know
Your mind spends about 70% of it’s time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect moments.

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Awkward3564
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February 17, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Did you know
Smoking can cause your nipples to fall off.

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jimboslice3
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February 17, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
Cookiedoughformats

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Steve
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February 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:39am UTC

i would love to see a version of
"Romeo and Juliet" about a person who works at Burger King and a person who works at McDonald's that fall in love.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:41am UTC

whenever i order pizza and get it delivered,
i always yell "pizza's here!" into my empty house so the delivery person doesn't know ALL that pizza is for me.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:43am UTC

Spend a little more
time trying to make
something of yourself
& a little less time trying
to impress people.
- The Breakfast Club

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:45am UTC

for someone so ugly, i sure do
look in that mirror a lot.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:56am UTC

i will never understand the physics behind
british people losing their accents while they sing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:58am UTC

i knew you were trouble when you Heely'd in

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:03am UTC

how in the world are middle schoolers
sexually active while i wasn't even socially active?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:05am UTC

i remember that time when i was really
ugly and annoying. lol wait that was like two hours ago.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:08am UTC

I learned a lot about
being a friend
when I was alone.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:16am UTC

shoutout to the teachers who
make you watch a movie with no note sheet.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 2:19am UTC

if you're secretly in love with me,
you should tell me. not because those feelings might be reciprocated, but really because it's good for my ego.

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