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  1. xoAnGiEox2 xoAnGiEox2
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 8:59pm UTC
    iN tHe BoOk oF LifE;;*
    the answers aren't in the |b|a|c|k|.
    - Charlie Brown♥

  2. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    I wish my brain had a map to tell me
    where my heart should go. <3

  3. SourGummyWorm SourGummyWorm
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    So today I was IM-ing my cousin Josh;
    Me-Hey watcha up 2??
    Josh-On FaceBook, thats where the cool people go.
    Me-Ya well I'm on Witty Profiles. Thats where the amazing people go.
    Josh-Wats Witty Profiles?
    Me-Exactly.

  4. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  5. ChEeRxOLeAdEr ChEeRxOLeAdEr
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Under all the dark make-up,
    Skinny jeans and t-shirts,
    pin-straight hair and uggs,
    is a girl with f e e l i n g s ;;
    who is completely lost ♥
    *meh, i got lazy with the colors. click the ♥ and make my day (:

  6. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 11:44pm UTC
    Guns don't kill people
    dads with pretty daughters do ♥
    facebook!

  7. Exclusive Exclusive
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    I'd give everything to
    be your anything. ♥

  8. tonny tonny
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    Love is the closest thing we have to magic;<3

  9. x3rocknroll97 x3rocknroll97
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    i'M NOT CRYiNG BECAUSE YOU LEFT
    i just have a few tears filled with
    [ a million ] memories rolling
    (d o w n m y c h e e k s)

  10. Armenian__girl Armenian__girl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
    So God agreed.
    On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
    And God agreed.
    On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
    The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
    And God agreed again.
    On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
    Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
    Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
    Life has now been explained to you.

  11. Armenian__girl Armenian__girl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 6:19pm UTC
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  12. spoluvsyaxx14 spoluvsyaxx14
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    guys, here's all you need to know.
    Touch her waist. Actually talk to her. Share secrets with her.
    Give her your sweatshirt. Kiss her slowly. Hug her. Hold her. Laugh with her.
    Invite her everywhere. Take pictures with her. Pull her onto your lap.
    When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
    Kiss her unexpectedly. Hug her from behind around the waist.
    Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her the way you feel about her.
    Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it. Make her feel loved.
    Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn't
    just so she'll know that she can always count on you.
    Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
    If shes upset, comfort her. If people diss her, stand up for her.
    Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
    When walking next to each other grab her hand.
    Always remind her how much you love her.
    Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything & everything on your mind..
    Kiss her in the rain. Slow dance with no music.
    She loves you. You love her. Everything will be okay.
    love her, hold her, kiss her & you'll be good to go.
    obviously not mine.
    fixed up another quote.
    fav, comment, follow :)
    ~Spo<3

  13. Sonnets_In_The_Sun Sonnets_In_The_Sun
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 3:54pm UTC
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  15. take_my_heartxox take_my_heartxox
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    honestly;; i miss the old witty
    where it was a small group of a few hundred girls
    who would pour there heart out in this *virtual diary*
    where everyone came up with genuine unique quotes ,
    that explained how we were feeling.
    this new witty, well
    theres about 9482048 people on it
    and most of the quotes
    are either *facebook groups, or MLIAS,
    or the occasional chain mail.
    seriously, they have websites for those
    now, a quality quote is so rare to find.
    keep witty alivexx
    i don't want you to comment on this quote, or even favor it.
    i just want you to think about why witty is here.

  16. ColorMeGoRgEoUs ColorMeGoRgEoUs
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    I love it when a guy can hit on you,
    but in a cute way;
    Like he won't call you sexy or hot like a piece of meat.
    Instead: He tells you..
    You know you’re very pretty, right?♥
    ..and then smiles and walks away leaving you completely flabbergasted.

  17. sweetart33 sweetart33
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 3:33pm UTC
    Does any body else change
    right in to sweatpants when they get home from school?
    ♥sweetart33 :)


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  19. woahhcourtney1 woahhcourtney1
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 1:21pm UTC
    &here's to the girls
    who never won.
    The girls who sat late at night listening to music
    that inspires them to do things next to i m p o s s i b l e.
    The girls that laugh, smile, and cry on a daily basis.
    The girls who live, learn and regret.
    The girls who may never have it easy.
    The girls who learned the hard way, and (lived to tell about it).
    The real girls
    not mine*
    credit for the edit.
    click the <3 <--- do it.

  20. woahhcourtney1 woahhcourtney1
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    &&you know it's love when you;;
    want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

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