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  1. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #29
    Girl you hate: *Breathes*
    Me: Can you not?

  2. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #28
    Me: Whoops it's 11 o'clock.
    Me: I'll finish this in the morning.
    Me: *Morning*
    Me: *Looks at ungodly hour on alarm clock/phone*
    Me: ...It wasnt that important anyway.
    Me: *Le sleepy time*

  3. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #27
    Discovering your new favourite song,
    and then proceeding to play it until
    you're sick of it.

  4. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Boy: Periods aren't that bad.
    Me:
    Boy:
    Me:
    Boy:
    Me: No uterus, no opinion.

  5. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    How a break up with Zayn Malik would happen:
    Zayn: Look you're hot
    Me:
    Zayn:
    Me:
    Zayn: But I'm hotter

  6. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Every girls' wedding vow when they marry One Direction:
    Babe I love you so much like you dont even know I cant even you're so gorg and just perf and flawless and like you just give me so many feelings I cant even omfg I ship us so hard asdfghjkl *le faints*

  7. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:10pm UTC
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  8. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #26
    My life is a constant battle between my
    love of food, and not wanting to get fat.

  9. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Cheesy Pickup lines #1
    There's something wrong with my phone...
    It doesn't have your number in it(;

  10. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Now you're just somebody
    that I used to know

  11. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Valentines Day
    Is nothing more than a day to mock the lonely.

  12. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Today I found out my step-brother has cancer,
    He just got into the Marines, and now
    might have to quit because he
    has to have chemo for six months.
    It took every ounce of strength I had not to
    break down and cry
    when my mom texted me this at school.
    Greg, you will beat this,
    I know you will.

  13. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    I am so done with
    always coming in second place.

  14. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    I'm gonna show you all what I'm made of.

  15. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I've been brought down to my knees.
    And I've been pushed, way past the
    //////////////point of breaking\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    But I can take it

  16. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    So I'm seeing a lot of quotes,
    About the new swearing policy.
    And I think we should replace the 'f word' with duck.
    Because ducks, are boss.

  17. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #25
    Going on a nice walk...
    from your computer to the fridge.

  18. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    How am I supposed to move on when I'm looking back?

  19. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Today, I was super lazy.
    which is like normal lazy, but with me wearing a cape.

  20. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #24
    When you're on your period, and you ask
    your teacher to go to the bathroom,
    and they say no, and you're just thinking...
    "No, thats okay, i'll just sit here and bleed..."

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