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  1. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Telling your life story
    may change or save 1 person's life

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    I'm soRrY IF I saY I
    need ya, but I don't care.
    I'm not scared of love.
    Cause when I'm not
    with you I'm weaker,
    is that so wrong?
    Is it so wrong,
    that you make me
    strong?
    ♥♥♥
    Format by Breeze

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Friendly reminder: your future and your health are more important than having a six pack. Your abs aren’t visible in clothes, and the people who see you when you’re not in clothes don’t care if you have visible abs or not. So they’re there for your own personal enjoyment, and if you decide you enjoy books or tv or cinnamon rolls more than you enjoy having abs, then that is a perfectly legitimate life decision and you have nobody to answer to but yourself.

  4. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 11:35am UTC
    IF INTERNET EXPLORER IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK YOU TO BE YOUR DEFAULT BROWSER, YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK THAT GUY OUT.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Witty Logic:
    Wittian: Witty needs more members!
    Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
    Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.

  8. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    Yes, hello 911 I’m being forced into
    adulthood and I don’t like it. Send help.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Today I was looking online for Cyber Monday deals
    And the website was all like, "Deals you missed" and why would I want to see all the great deals that I missed?!?!

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Love is when a boy walks to other side of
    classroom
    to sharp his pencil, Just to See her..
    and then realizes that,
    he's holding a pen.
    format-rajsonkar

  12. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    We're just as f.cked up as you are ,
    It's us against the world

  13. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Have you e ve r me t som eo ne
    And they're so absolutely perfect in every way.
    And maybe they aren't perfect to everybody, but to you they're just absolutely amazing.
    They way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I still don't know what rolling in the deep even means.

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    I wish I could use emoji’s in real life
    wait apparently those are called emotions

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    A seven nation army
    couldn't hold me back.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    I dont say “no” to drugs
    I say no thank you because I wasn't raised in a barn like some of you hoodlums

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    How to bring your baby to the cinema;
    1.) Don't.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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