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  1. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:57am EDT
    I Hate It How Your Nice
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  2. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 4:16pm EST
    I keep missing my ex
    But my aim is getting better

  3.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 9:07pm EST
    Everyone wants to go to heaven,
    But no one wants to die.

  4. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:52pm EST
    Life moves pretty fast,
    if you don't stop & look around once in a while,
    you could miss it.

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 12:09am EST
    things that will always sounds sarcastic:
    -good for you
    -thanks a lot
    -yeah right
    -nice to know
    -wow
    -way to go
    -totally
    -ok buddy

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 9:38pm EST
    shakespeare made all
    of his young lovers die--
    poisoned, stabbed
    or drowned
    because he realized
    some people are only
    meant to sleep together
    six feet underground.
    k.p.k

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:13pm EST
    other people when they think of miley cyrus: in the club high off purp with some shades on. we can't stop and we won't stop. BANGERZ.
    when i think of miley cyrus: i can fix the flat on your car, i might even be a rockstar...

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:32pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥6
    Original quotes are the best and you know it.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:17pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥2
    When you log on, realise every top quote is from the same user, and log straight out again.

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:35pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥7
    The only place where you would pretend NOT to have a social life to fit in.

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:47pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥9
    You won't leave Witty the same person you were when you joined it.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 10:15pm EST
    Honestly the only reason I want to grow my hair long is so that I can cover my boobs with it just like the mermaids in Peter Pan did.

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:55pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥12
    Telling secrets to strangers is normal, healthy, and relieving.

  14. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:53pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥11
    The heartbreak you go through when one of your favourite users leaves.

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 6:40pm EST
    You know there's a book written about you?
    What?
    Yeah it's called Horton hears a BîTCH ÅSS LITTLE LIAR

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:26pm EST
    Me: *Walks into ice cream parlor*
    Me: *Braces self*
    Me: I would like a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.
    Me: Nailed it.

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:12pm EST
    Group of people: *Carelessly mentions something I'm completely obsessed with*
    Me: *Jumps into active volcano as I try not to scream to the whole world about how I've dedicated my whole life to that thing*

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:37pm EST
    Bell: *Rings*
    Teacher: *Tries to hand us homework*
    Me: lol times up. Not this time honey.
    Me: *runs away*

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 6:23pm EST
    What does Lil Wayne do on Christmas Eve?
    He raps presents.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:37pm EST
    They call me Macklemore in math class
    because I'm always like; what what what what
    what what what what what what what what
    what what what what

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