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  1. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    The reason I have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played Marnie in Halloweentown and thought I wouldn't notice.

  2. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    never grow up,
    'cause immature's better. - c h e r l l o y d . ✌

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    When I have a daughter:
    -She will always know how beautiful she is
    -There will be no scales in the house
    -The word "diet" and "fat" will be forbidden
    -She will never feel like how I do.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    When I say I’m ugly
    I’m serious.
    At times, don’t get me wrong,
    I think I’m a bit decent looking.
    But overall, I think I’m so unattractive.
    I’m not fishing for compliments.
    There are so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare.
    Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces,
    anything,
    they’re still pretty while doing it.
    I wish I was more appealing.
    Honestly.

  6. Chasshole Chasshole
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    How many times do
    people have to quote
    Mean Girls before it gets
    old?
    The limit does not exist.

  7. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    If you won't sing in the car
    with me when we drive, we can't be friends

  9. kittycat4432 kittycat4432
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    The Band That Never Existed
    Imagine. One day you wake up. You look around your room. All of your One Direction posters are gone.
    You go to the shelf with all of your Cds to get Take Me Home to listen to while you get ready. It's not there. And neither is Up All Night.
    You look through the songs in your Ipod.
    No Up All Night.
    Live While Were Young.
    What Makes You Beautiful.
    Gotta Be You.
    Moments.
    All Gone. Nothing there.
    No one has ever heard of this band your talking about. And no pictures on the internet of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, or Zayn.
    So you have to make a choice.
    Leave them to live their lives.......
    Or find them and try to recreate the band.
    Who would read it?

  10. SarahMayour SarahMayour
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
    "Blast From The Past"
    week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
    It would be the best week of my life.

  11. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    *during a robbery*
    Robber: "Give me all the money, or else you're Geometry!"
    Cashier: "... Don't you mean History?"
    Robber: "Don't change the subject!"
    Both: "HAHAHAHAAHA!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Emily* Emily*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    if oprah was my mom .
    Me: good morning, mom.
    Oprah: good morning, sweetie.
    Me: what's for breakf-
    Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!

  14. gottabeyou8 gottabeyou8
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    I hate asking for faves guys but I really want to know how many readers I have. So please fave or comment if your a reader of my story. I don't want to ask for faves or comments but i really need motivation. What's the point of writing a story with out readers?

  15. beyourself03 beyourself03
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Now I understand why
    Peter Pan
    didn't want to grow up.

  17. EllieB123 EllieB123
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    So today...
    My mom found out that I cut.
    I was expecting a lecture...
    But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
    And said...
    "We're in this together"
    true story

  18. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbours, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.
    nmq(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    My Friend Really Likes This Guy...
    And he really likes her too
    But he knows that her dad
    Won't let her date until she's 16
    So he told her that he was willing to wait for her
    He told her this last Februrary.
    She turns 16 in November.
    And guess what?
    He's still waiting
    I just think that is the cutest thing ever
    nmf

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