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paigie84xo

1. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 8:15pm UTC
   Smiles
   Are great investments:
   The more you collect.
   The better you feel.(:
   not mine got it from my ipod
   
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2. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 5:33pm UTC
   THE POLICE
   NEVER THINK
   IT'S AS FUNNY
   AS YOU DO!
   
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3. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2009 7:18pm UTC
   I AM TOO POSITIVE
   TO BE DOUBTFUL.
   TOO OPTIMISTIC
   TOO BE FEARFUL.
   AND TOO DETERMINED
   TO BE DEFEATED.
   FROM THE IPOD
   
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4. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2009 6:03pm UTC
   one day my friend walks into school wearing a shirt the says "he who laughs last... thinks the slowest.
   so when were in music class my music teacher reads it outloud and everyone laughed but me. 20 seconds later i go ohhhhh and start cracking up my teacher says "wow thats the perfect example"
   Sometimes i can be so stupid :)
   
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5. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2009 5:47pm UTC
   ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY
   Now watch so idiot
   screw it up
   got it from the ipod touch
   
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6. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2009 5:43pm UTC
   THERAPY
   IS EXPENSIVE,
   POPPIN' BUBBLE
   WRAP IS CHEAP .
   YOU CHOOSE.
   
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7. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2009 6:21pm UTC
   I CAN ONLY PLEASE
   ONE PERSON A DAY
   TODAY IS'NT YOUR DAY.
   TOMORROW DOESN'T
   LOOK GOOD EITHER
   
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8. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2009 5:43pm UTC
   Only in America
   can a pizza get to your house faster
   than an ambulance.
   do banks leave both doors open and
   then chain their pens to the counters.
   do they have drive-up ATM machines
   with braille lettering.
   do people order double cheese burgers,
   large fries, and a diet coke.
   do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
   
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9. paigie84xo
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2009 5:33pm UTC
   YOU'RE NOW AWARE
   THAT YOU CAN'T SAY
   "IRISH WRISTWATCH"
   
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10. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 5:31pm UTC
    a rcent sudty funod taht it
    deos't meattr waht odrer
    the lerttes of a wrod are in,
    the olny imopraotnt tihng is
    taht the fsirt and lsat lerttes
    are in corrcet poistiosn.
    : )
    not mine found it on this thing on my ipod : ]
    
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11. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 5:23pm UTC
    THE GREATEST
    PLEASURE IN LIFE
    IS DOING
    WHAT PEOPLE
    SAY YOU
    CANNOT DO .
    
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12. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 5:20pm UTC
    Cinderella
    walked on broken glass,
    Sleeping beauty
    let a lifetime pass,
    Belle
    fell in love with a beast,
    Jasmine
    Chose a poor man,
    Ariel
    spent her life on land.
    we come to love not by finding
    a perfect person
    but by learning to see
    an imperfect person
    perfectly<3
    
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13. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 5:08pm UTC
    The more you learn,
    the more you know.
    The more you know,
    the more you forget.
    The more you forget,
    the less you know
    so... why learn.
    
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14. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 5:01pm UTC
    BEING HAPPY DOESNT MEAN
    EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
    IT MEANS YOU'VE DECIDED
    TO SEE BEYOND
    THE
    IMPERFECTIONS
    
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15. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    My imaginary
    friend thinks you
    have serious
    problems...
    
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16. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
    IF YOUR SAD-DRAMA
    IF YOUR AFRAID-SUSPENSE
    IF YOUR ANGRY-ACTION
    IF YOU SEE YOUR PICTURE-HORROR
    NOW YOUR SIMLING-THATS COMEDY
    
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17. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    DO IT TODAY.
    IT MIGHT BE
    ILLEGAL
    TOMORROW!
    
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18. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    Some people are like
    Slinkies they dont
    have a purrpose, but
    they bring a smile
    to your face when,
    you see them
    going down the
    stairs :]
    
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19. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Life isnt about
    finding yourself
    its About
    creating youself
    
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20. paigie84xo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 4:01pm UTC
    Dont waste a minute not being happy
    if one window closes,
    run to the next window or brake down the door
    </3
    
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