People: "WHY ARE YOU NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP?"
Me: excellent question! there are many, many reasons.
Me: men are scared of my dashing good looks..
Me: i'm as strange as strange can get.
Me: i find myself repeatedly in the friend zone,
Me: i spend my life on the internet..
Me: they see me rollin', they hatin'
Me: i'm waiting for one direction..
Me: i have high expectations for such an ugly girl..
Me: i rarely change out of my pajamas,
Me: i am socially unable to talk to boys,
Me: i found out i was a wizard when i was 11
Me: i spend my time with my nose in a book thus did not learn to talk to real people
Me: my interests include food and sleep
Me: i hate people
Me: I don't know..
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