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Chris*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Best Friend;
someone you can trust with your life who has seen the
best and worst of you and will be there whenever you need
someone to talk to. there is a balance in the relationship between
give and take. you feel so in sync with them that you can
comfortably share your innermost feelings and thoughts.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 3:48pm UTC

The day Green Day woke up is the day the government shut down. Just saying.

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jezzay*
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Why don't we just ask Eliza Thornberry what the fox says?

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 3:43pm UTC

I DONT THINK YOU GET
IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW SOME KAHONÉS AND TELL HER

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bye*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 8:16pm UTC

this summer lasted a good 30 seconds

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 3:14pm UTC

I'm not a self help book;
I ' M J U S T A F U C K E D U P K I D.

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:50pm UTC

*did you do any clubs in high school?*
Vic: there was this Mexican club ...
Tony: Um, that's a gang.
Vic: No, we did a lot of art
Tony: No, Vic. That was graffiti

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Me: *makes perfect vine*
Me: Yes. FINALLY.
iPhone: F*ck you.
iPhone: *dies*

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 9:07am UTC

honestly, i'd rather not
think of you today. ♥

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gab*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:04pm UTC

░░░░░░░░░
it sucks because i was getting better,
and now i'm not.

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 7:11pm UTC

I should cry,
I should scream and get down on my knees.
I should say that I need you here.
Format by Breeze

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 7:19pm UTC

First thoughtwhen I wake up is"My God,he's beautiful."
Format by Breeze

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Dear Juliet,
Are you with me?
☐ yes
☐ yes
Forever yours,
Romeo

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:12pm UTC

911: Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
Me: I was washing the dishes and touches wet food.
Me: I would like my hand amputated.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC

My sister and I were listening to music, and during one song, my sister said,
"Oh my god, Lori! This person sounds exactly like you!". And, you know, any other day I would've taken that as a compliment, but there is one tiny problem with me 'sounding like them'. The singer was a guy.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC

I literally just bent a spoon trying to get frozen Nutella out of a jar.
How am I supposed to explain this to my parents?

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:00pm UTC

❝sᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴀʏs, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ.
ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ.
ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ,
ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ғɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ
ᴍᴏʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ɢɪʀʟ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ.❞

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 1:00pm UTC

I haven't put a bra on in three days.
if calling that a successful three days is wrong then i don't ever wanna be right.

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