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kenziex3
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May 30, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson is in a relationship with a girl who eats carrots.
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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伤*
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 1:42pm UTC

I once
put ice cream on a fans face, later that
day the fan showed up to the signing
with the ice cream dried up on her
face
- Louis Tomlinson
(OneDirection)

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 4:50pm UTC

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics test: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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Litoudaki
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 6:39am UTC

Me: I finally understand math!
*moves to next question*
Me: What the hell is this

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laaurenn

posted a quote
May 25, 2012 3:08pm UTC

do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
nmq credit to peytonie

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandpartents: Look at our beautiful grand-daughter! How many hearts have you broke this week?
People at School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 9:13am UTC

Violently slapping your friend
>> When an attractive guy walks in the room <<

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伤*
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 1:26pm UTC

When Niall is bored or he thinks
something is awkward
He does some weird irish dance
♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
COME AND GET ME,
HARRY STYLES
format by the_An0nym0usXD

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Shout out to my parents
For never supervising
What I do on the internet

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC

annoying things to do on an elevator;
1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral
3) MEOW occasionally
4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
5) say "DING" at each floor
6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space"
8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:08pm UTC

2012: Baby You Light Up My World Like Nobody Else
1800's: Infant you add luminescence to my environment in a way that no other person has the ability to do
MQ

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mallovesquotes
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Me: "DON'T CRY"
Mind:"Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cry"
Eyes: "LOL, lets go all Niagra Falls on this B*tch"

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hfox9
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:17pm UTC

I do self harm, but I don't cut myself.
I go on Facebook, and check his wall, looking at all of the cute messages they send back and forth, count the "I love you"s and memorize every detail of their photos together. And I guarentee, it hurts more than any razor blade.

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:02pm UTC

When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal,
but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.

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soliderbear4
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Ashlynroxx99
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC

I hate when strangers say "I don't bite"
because, obviously, the first thing I think when I
meet someone is,
"Holy crap,
this person is gonna bite me!"
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jayciecutie_01
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Me:I need to lose some weight, stop eating junk food
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:...Is that cake...?

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erica3698
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:11pm UTC

shut the door,
turn the lights off, I wanna be with you.
I wanna be your love.
I wanna lay beside you.
I cannot hide this, even though I try ♥

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ooboomonster
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC

people: you're ugly
me: cool
people: you're stupid
me: cool
people: i hate you
me: I don't care
people: One Direction can't sing
me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run

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