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  1. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    "Everyone you idolize wakes
    up scared to be themselves
    sometimes."


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:58pm UTC
    I love you
    It's as simple as that

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut

  6. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:34am UTC
    Dear family,
    Just because l'm laughing when l'm reading a text
    doesn't mean l'm flirting with someone

  7. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC
    l either dress like im going to a red carpet event
    or like homeless drug addict there is no in between

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    *grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there's no time to explain

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:47am UTC
    "but... it's for little kids."
    hey now, it says for ages 5+
    on the box, I fit the criteria.

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    me: mom..dad...i'm bi
    mom:
    dad:
    me: bilingual haha hasta luego bi'ttches

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 6:26pm UTC
    Mom: Who are you laughing with?
    Me: My laptop.

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 9:50pm UTC
    *buys froyo*
    *froyo melts*
    It was once fro
    But it is now just yo

  13. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 6:19pm UTC
    I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    Crush:Oh, you thought I liked you.
    Crush:That's cute.

  15. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    *shows up 15 minutes late to my own funeral with starbucks*

  16. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    She sinks into silence
    because it's easier to be alone.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    Quite frankly auto-correct ;
    I'm getting
    tired of your shirt.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    how many calories does changing your layout burn

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    *faves that quote from someone else because I don’t like you*

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