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  1. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    conversation with my older brother and sister.
    sister: ANSANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA WIWI NUGU MIMI APANA!
    brother: it means you're a baboon.....and I'm not
    brother: I am not the one who is confused you don't even know who you are!
    me: this is why I love you guys
    sister: I know you! You're mufasa's boy!
    me: you knew my father?
    sister: correction. I KNOW your father.
    me: well I hate to tell you this but.....he died.....a long time ago.
    brother: NOPE! WRONG AGAIN!
    sister: he is alive! and I will show him to you! you follow old rafiki he knows the way!
    true story. this is why I love my siblings.

  2. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:40am UTC
    Walking through the supermarket.
    with a piñata.
    like a boss.
    -yesterday

  3. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:36am UTC
    And it's my birthday.

  4. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    love your enemies
    IT MAKES THEM
    so damn mad

  5. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    REALLY WITTY?
    are we seriously still arguing about gay marriage guys?
    Here's simple advice. Those who support gay marriage. I'm with you all the way. Yay us.
    Those who don't. just do the simple thing and don't talk about it. At least not here.
    -and here I was thinking we could actually just accept and move on.

  6. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    i wish.
    that I could record my dreams and watch them later.
    my quote/nmf

  7. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:22am UTC
    "We only got 4 minutes to save the world"
    at 11:56pm on December 20th this year, I'm playing this song ;)

  8. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    SUMMER 2012
    it's here.

  9. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I pretend to be so happy
    but..I'm not.

  10. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    tonight was supposed to be
    the best night ever
    ..and..it wasn't.

  11. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:39am UTC
    you is kind.
    you is smart.
    you is important.
    <3

  12. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    I'm finally over it.

  13. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    And you get up so early
    choose the right clothes
    high waisted shorts,
    crop top with a bandeau
    Throw on the makeup, then make it precise,
    oh and your hair, must look EXTRA nice
    You look in the mirror,
    and you see your straightened hair
    but its all for the boy that will just never care
    mq
    (overuseILOVEU)

  14. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Highschool
    here I come.

  15. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:09am UTC
    i wish.
    that for once when I get up in the morning, my hair is absolutely perfect.
    my quote/nmf

  16. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    *phone rings while I'm laying down watching TV waiting for a call*
    *chucks pillow across room*
    *fumbles around for the remote to mute the tv*
    *ninja-jumps up into the air*
    *races across hot lava floor, reaches phone on third ring*
    Me: HELLO?!
    Mom: Hi honey!
    Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

  17. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I don't think
    I can do this anymore
    nmf/MY quote

  18. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    DEAR FAT IN MY THIGHS
    Please stop taking the wrong turn to my boobs,
    SINCERELY,
    sitting awkwardly so my thighs don't look fat
    ;)

  19. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:31am UTC
    i wish.
    that one day when I blow the seeds from a dandelion, ALL the seeds will come off.
    my quote/nmf

  20. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    2 infinity
    & beyond
    c'mon 90's kids
    we all know where this is from
    ;)

:)

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