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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    Dear kid in class,
    Please stop asking questions with thirty seconds left.
    Thanks.
    Signed,
    GirlHatesSchool

  4. ninjacarly ninjacarly
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    When
    Your
    Eyes
    Turn
    From
    Green
    To
    Gray
    In
    The
    Winter
    I'll
    Hold
    You
    In A Cold place

  5. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    reserving judgment is a matter of infinite hope

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    the Incredible
    huk.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  7. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Don't call me a liar if you don't even know the truth yourself.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
    Class: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
    Teacher: You have to take notes.
    Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
    Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
    Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  10.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV?
    it's not like we didnt really know. Like what else is going to be behind all that blur? An umbrella? An elephant? PIZZA??

  11.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC
    Isn't it crazy how
    one mistake can change your WHOLE life around?

  12.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 8:33pm UTC
    Me: Please don't see me
    Me: Please don't see me
    Me: Please don't see me
    Me: Please don't see me
    Person I don't like : Hey Mel! *waves*
    Me: Sh/t.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
    I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
    TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    We are the creatures
    we've created.

  16. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    im buysexual.
    you buy me food, I become sexual

  17. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:37pm UTC
    I just want someone to look at me and say
    "Wow, she's gorgeous" for once...

  18. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    person: so what music are you into?
    me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

  19. TheMoustacheFingers* TheMoustacheFingers*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    .................................
    Dont Let People
    ................................
    Bring You Down
    ..................................
    I love you.
    .................................

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    (◡‿◡✿)
    (◡‿◡✿)
    (◡‿◡✿)
    (⊙︿⊙✿)
    WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

:)

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