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horantheworld
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC

can we fall one more time?
stop the tape & rewind.

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So, apparently there's 7 people in the world who look like you?
People who look like me, I'm so sorry.

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MexicanChicka
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Me: Okay okay gotta study for big test tomorrow!
*One Hour Later*
Me: CRAP! I forgot to study okay okay i'll study after i finish eating!
*Falls asleep*
Next morning.
Me: OMFG, &%$#@*&##$%6%5!!!!!!
Goes to school.
Me: Okay its just the BIGGEST test ever, but
I GOT THIS!
After Test is graded.
Me: Whaat?, An 84%! You have to be kidding me!!
Teacher: Did you study?
Me: Psh yeah I studied like 4 hours, duhh shows what a great student i am!

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Feeling beast when you sing
a fast verse from a song successfully.

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lolsince98
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Me: *does something stupid*
Friend 1: HAHAHA *reenacts what happened*
Friend 2: Noo *reenacts what happened a little differently* LOL
Friend 3: IKR! *reenacts what happened for the third time*
Friends 1,2&3: HAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!! *reenacts what happened all together*
Me: Alright guys...that's enough. We were all there.
~Every Time~

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lolz62
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Admit it.
When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Witty has made me love people i don't know, and facebook has made me hate everyone i've ever known.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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WasBlindButNowISee
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:54pm UTC

That awkward moment:
Holding your boobs while running down the stairs

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:55pm UTC

me: I really need to make some big changes in my life...
me:
me:
me:
me: *Changes profile theme*

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beelynng
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Feel old?
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago.
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago.
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old.
Miley Cyrus: Engaged.
Hilary Duff: Mom.
That's So Raven: Been off TV for 6 years.
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

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LilyTree
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Friend 1: I'm glad I have a friend like you!
Friend 2: *sighs* I don't want to tell you this now but...
Friend 1: ...?
Friend 2: I'm friend-breaking-up with you.
Friend 1: What?!
Friend 2: I just think we should hang out with other people.
Friend 1: ... *sob*
Friend 2: We can still be...
Friend 1:
Friend 2: Oh.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:41pm UTC

"We got you a phone!"
"It doesn't have a key pad.."
"We didn't want to overwhelm you!"
-Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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akp1015
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:23pm UTC

I follow everyone who faves one of my quotes.
Why?
Because even if it's not a quote I made up, it describes how I feel.
And if someone faves it, it means they feel the same way.
It shows me I'm not alone.
So I follow them to show them that they're not alone, either.
And they deserve to have someone there for them.
<3

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC

-Cute boy looks at me in store-
Grandma: Ohhhhhh, he's checking you OUT!
Me: - Dies -

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:50pm UTC

if PCA from Zoey 101 was real.
Who would go to that School?
I would definitely go!

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Patrick: i love you
Squidward: i hate you all

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Texting your crush:
*smiles like an idiot*
*laughs uncontrollably*
*jumps up and down*
*dances in a circle*
--crush calls you sweet--
*omgomgomgomg*
*hugs cat*
*flies to the moon*
*faints*
*dies*
..my quote(:

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Singyourheartout
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC

The day pigs fly
is the day chip bags are filled to the top.
nmf
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:43pm UTC

My laptop
would be much more useful if
the heat it gives off
melted the fat off my thighs

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