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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. invincible* invincible*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 5:31am UTC
    Some days it feels like the ocean lies inside of me.
    (t.a.)

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    do you ever have a thought that's so
    fcking inappropriate that you feel like dumping a bucket on yourself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

  4. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 3:56am UTC
    .....
    Making me jealous will only push me away from you. It won't make me want you more. I'm not very competitive, if I see someone who's making you alot happier than I am, I'll back up because I'll assume you want that person alot more. Although it'll hurt seeing someone other than me make you happy, I'll leave it to them to keep you entertained. I don't like the feeling of being unwanted or being just second best. I'm a very jealous person and I hate it.
    .....

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 12:32pm UTC
    I'm jealous of girls with cute laughs because it's probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    do you ever
    make a huge scene
    and then march off to your bedroom but
    eventually you get hungry and you
    feel like you can’t leave your room because you
    want to prove a point or something
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    friend: imagine if someone sent you a list of reasons why they love you
    me: why would i want blank paper

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    don't try to tell me that hungry is not
    an emotion because i feel that sh.t in my soul

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    I'm a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of sad things that make me sad. I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious. I don't like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don't care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I'ma conflicted contradiction. If I can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    *screams out in anger*
    I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIS

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I want to go some place new.
    I’m tired of living in the same place
    and walking around the same places.
    I want to meet new people.
    I want to experience a new life.
    The feeling of starting fresh could be adventurous
    and somewhat exciting.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    It’s funny how
    you can be face to face with someone,
    and yet it feels as though you’re on the other side
    of the world from them.
    They haven’t actually gone anywhere,
    but they might as well have.
    It’s one of the worst feelings to become acquainted with:
    to miss someone who’s literally right there.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    president obama can say anything and still
    make you feel safe. "look.. we gonna die... but we gonna die... TOGETHER."

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    When I was a kid, I
    didn't understand
    why people
    would beg to leave this plave.
    They would call it boring,
    and ugly,
    and terrible.
    It was only until now that
    I understand.
    It wasn't the place,
    it was the people.
    This world we live in
    offers such beauty
    but its often the people
    that make it ugly.
    l.t.n

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    if you can't handle me at my worst then
    i completely understand because i can't either lol

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    " Maybe that's why a broken machine
    always makes me a little sad,
    because it isn't able to do what it was meant to do...
    Maybe it's the same with people.
    If you lose your purpose...
    it's like you're broken. "
    -Hugo

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