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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 2:34pm UTC

We don't have any Vegetable jokes yet, so if you know one, lettuce know...
I'd just Squash the whole "Vegetable Joke" idea if I were you.
I know, I just carrot think of any. I will think of one by tomato maybe.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 10:30pm UTC

We live in a
world where
losing your
cell phone is
more
dramatic then
losing your
virginity.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 6:24pm UTC

What's Obama's favorite Vegetable?
.......
BARACK-li
;)

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 6:07pm UTC

If the camera lens is circle,
then why do the pictures come out square?
Mind=BLOWN
nmf

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC

if you see a spider
in your room,
it is only reasonable to assume there are more and you are no longer safe there.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 9:58pm UTC

I fell off a 50ft ladder
yesterday....
Luckily I was on the bottom step.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong?
And no one understands you?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With the big fake smiles and stupid lies, while deep inside you're bleeding?

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:47pm UTC

In class: 1 + 1 = 2
Practice: 1 + 2 + 1 = 4
Homework: Johnny has four apples.
He eats two, gives one to Jenny, calculate the mass of
Jupiter.
Tumblr/nmf

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

A Dyslexic
man walks into a bra.
(If you are dyslexic I don't mean to offend you
just thought it was funny.)

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:53pm UTC

You want a girl with,
"Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on."
But when she walks right past you - You holla at the hoe with the mini-skirt, looking like she colored her eyes with black magic marker.
Make up your mind.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:45pm UTC

I'm looking for a lover not a friend,
somebody I go to when I need someone to talk to.
I'm looking for someone who won't pretend,
Somebody not afraid to say the way they feel about me.
And I'm looking for someone who understand how I feel
Someone who can keep it real.
And who knows the way, the way I like to have it my way.
And I'm looking for someone who can take me there,
wants to share, show he cares,
I'm thinking you're the one I've been waiting for...
Is it you?

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:30pm UTC

I can't find the words to explain,
just how much you got me going insane.
When you speak to me, sometimes we fight.
I studder my words, I say nevermind.
Cause even when you just walk by,
I look around to seem occupied.
Cause I'm trying so hard to hide
all these feelings inside.
♥

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:10pm UTC

All the pain, the tears I cried
still you never said good-bye
Now I know, how far you'd go.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 8:33pm UTC

We put my cat
to sleep a few days
ago.
She was 21 years old. Really sick.
I didn't actually think I would miss her
because she was so annoying. But I
cried at the vet when it happend.
Patches I miss you. </3
You are in a better place, I promise.
1990-2011.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 10:37pm UTC

I may act like I believe you,But darling - I can see right through you.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 8:25pm UTC

girls give and forgive.
guys get and forget.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 7:29pm UTC

best christmas card ever:
Forget about the past- you can't change it. Forget about the future- you can't predict it. Forget about the present- I didn't buy you one.
Merry Christmas!♥

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 11:50pm UTC

"I LOVE getting up early!" - Nobody.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 11:29pm UTC

Sandy: I love Karate!
Spongebob: I love Kar-a-tay!
Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay!
Squidward: I hate all of you.

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:19pm UTC

Reasons to have guys
as friends:
They don't start drama for no apparent reason. They won't tell anyone your secrets. They don't PMS and act super rude. They don't try to steal the guy you like. They aren't two-faced. They stick up for you no matter what. They'll give you their sweatshirt when you're cold. They'll cary you when you get hurt. And they just might fall in love with you.♥

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