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  1. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 8:13pm UTC
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  2. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    god made guys first
    because everybody needs a rough draft.

  3. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    how nice of you to
    introduce your second face...
    after I trusted you.

  4. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    Witty has helped me beat depression and anorexia, thank you guys so much.

  5. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    i heard you like
    facebook...
    so we put a miniature facebook on the top right corner of your facebook so you can facebook while you facebook.

  6. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Yeah I Might BeSingle...
    but you're going to have to be amazing t o c h a n g e t h a t ♥

  7. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    I don't care how stupid I look.
    I'm having fun, unlike you.

  8. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    there should be a relationship status for
    "I don't even know what's going on"
    nmf

  9. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    Do you think like a criminal?
    A girl goes to her moms funeral.
    She sees a really cute guy there, but she doesn't get his number...
    A week later she kills her sister.
    Why did she kill her sister?
    If you answered she was hoping to see the cute guy again at her sisters funeral, then you think like a criminal.
    I
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    that random song that brings back so many
    memories.

  11. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:07am UTC
    If you don't let go of the wrong guy...
    you'll never find the right one.

  12. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
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  13. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    "who wrote the diary of
    anne frank?"
    -my idiot cousin

  14. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    Don't come and go...
    Like all the others.

  15. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:52am UTC
    5 years ago I was gonna commit
    suicide...
    I wrote a letter to my pen pal about my whole plan... [♥][♥][♥]
    When the day came...
    I walked outside my house, and saw my pen pal at the end of my driveway...
    he traveled all the way to stop me...
    |||||||||||||||||||| now, we're happily married and expecting a child ♥
    his love gives me hope.

  16. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    My mirror is my bestfriend;
    because when I cry,
    it never laughs.

  17. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    god made guys first
    because everybody needs a rough draft.

  18. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    You're as useless
    As the 'H' in john.

  19. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:26am UTC
    I may not be
    5 gum, but i can still
    stimulate your senses.
    (;
    nmf

  20. optimechick optimechick
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:22am UTC
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