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Member Since: 22 Dec 2011 05:54pm

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Tello there.
my names Saraa!
I love my life and all my friends in it.!
Check out my friendss account itsbrynnbabe! shes amazinggg!
I <3 making quottess for you guyss:)
I don't really know how to acutally put like dotted borders and stuff into my quotes so imma just do what i can:)
LOVE LOVE LOVE

My name Myyyheyyyy

onlyme111
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Haters gonna hate
Potatos gonna potate
;)

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onlyme111
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 9:03am UTC

So one day its my goal to go up to a random hot guy and say
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy so heres my number and call me maybe"
And hand him my number<3

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 12:09pm UTC

So I was sitting in intervention class at school and one of my friends sitting across the room said really loud "Where does holy water come from... the sink?" and everyone started laughing so hard the the teacher was so confused

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 12:04pm UTC

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't eaither.
-Follow.

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 12:01pm UTC

I love humanity... but i hate people.

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 11:56am UTC

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 11:53am UTC

I can resist everything except temptation.

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 11:48am UTC

When your falling for someone that has a girlfriend but you can't get your mind off him</3

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 11:51am UTC

It doesn't matter if your "to old"...
It doesn't matter if you think your to "cool"...
Its doesn't matter if someone laughs at you...
But ALWAYS answer the toy phone when the child hands it too you!0.0

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 11:42am UTC

Out of all God's creations
You were his best work
Follow me... I follow back<3

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure
is trying to please everybody.

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Have you heard the butter joke yet?
....well I would tell you, but you might SPREAD it<3XDDD

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 9:10am UTC

When your math teacher is comes over to help you and takes a bite of an apple
And juice squirts all over you.
FML

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you.

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:37pm UTC

FAVE THIS IS YOU HATE THE FEELING OF
RIPPING COTTEN BALLS!!!</3

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:35pm UTC

It scares me when
Your going to the bathroom and your cat sticks its paws underneath the door!D;
follow me;) ill follow back<3

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:13pm UTC

The moment that we met
I didn't know yet
That I was looking at a face I'll never forget

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC

The worst feeling is when you say
Im fine
And everyone says ok good and even your best friend beleives you</3

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Why are there so many LOVE quotes on witty!?!?
Why can't this be a place for fun!?

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onlyme111
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:44am UTC

Following yourself of witty..
**1 new notifacation**
OMG IM LOVED!
** you followed your own page**
FOREVER ALONE!!!

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