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onlygirlintheworld143

1. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   If you see someone wearing 3D glasses outside a movie theater start throwing stuff at their face, it's what they want.
   
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2. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   Instead of "LOL", try "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL" : Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.!
   
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3. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2011 8:11pm UTC
   MTV has "My Super Sweet Sixteen" and "When I Was 17" what's next? "Officer, I Swear She Was 18?"
   
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4. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2011 7:21pm UTC
   HATERS:
   last time I checked, AWESOME ends with ME,
   and UGLY starts with U(;
   
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5. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 2:16pm UTC
   Youtube
   +
   Twitter
   +
   Facebook
   =
   YouTwitFace
   :D
   
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6. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 5:06pm UTC
   You're as slutty as a bowling ball, get picked up,get fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more
   :D
   
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7. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 9:18pm UTC
   Love Isn't a game, so why are
   there so many
   players?
   ♥
   
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8. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2011 8:50pm UTC
   Remember When...
   We were little and used to think
   EVERYTHING
   was funny[;
   
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9. onlygirlintheworld143
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2011 3:05pm UTC
   Fav for
   Eminem.
   Comment for
   Lil' Wayne.(;
   ♥
   
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10. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    We said goodbye in the pouring rain, and i broke down as you walked away. And i could never find the words to say, but i wish you had stayed
    ♥
    
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11. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    -Knock knock.
    -Who's there?
    -Madam.
    -Madam who?
    -Madam foot got stuck in the door.
    -Lol.
    
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12. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    Remember the memories, forget the lies,
    kick him in the
    knees and say your
    goodbyes
    ♥
    
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13. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 1:46am UTC
    Threw the lies,
    the stories,
    the ''i love you's",
    and the tears...
    i realized you're a
    waist of my time.(;
    
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14. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    You: *Takes book and smacks friend on the face*
    Friend: "What was that for?"
    You: "I facebooked you..."
    ♥
    
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15. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    Some girls are born with
    ♥ glitter ♥
    in their veins.
    & just when you thought,
    that you were the center of
    attention
    [we showed up.]
    Because some girls turn heads,
    But
    me & my girls,
    we break necks.
    ♥
    
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16. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Guess who i love...?
    Not you(:
    ♥
    
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17. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    You got a problem with me?
    Solve it.
    You can't stand me?
    Sit down.
    You can't face me?
    Turn around.
    You think I'm tripping?
    Tie my shoe.
    If you like me great
    If you hate me, even better.
    You think you know me?
    YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
    You don't have to love me
    You don't even have to like me.
    But you will respect me
    ♥
    
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18. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    ♥ The rules of love ♥
    kiss on the lips= i love you
    kiss on the ear=u r special
    kiss on cheek= friendship
    kiss on the forehead=i comfort u
    kiss on neck= i want you
    kiss on shoulder=you are wonderful
    kiss anywhere else= be careful
    play with hair= can't live without you
    hold hands=happiness
    arms around waist=you are mine, i need you.
    a hug= i care
    nibble on ear= start warming up
    smiling at each other=i like you
    looking around=hiding feelings
    teardrop=im loosing you
    crying=i lost you.
    </3
    
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19. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    ** * * * * * ** **
    So this is how it goes:
    All the girls hate the pretty girl.
    All the guys like the bitchy, slutty girls,
    bigger girls hate skinny girls,
    skinny girls eat everything in sight,
    and the perfects girls....
    well, they're never noticed
    ♥
    ** * * * * * ** **
    
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20. onlygirlintheworld143
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Math Teacher: "Where did you get the laffy taffy from?
    Another Teacher:
    "YOUR MOM!"
    (:
    ♥
    
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