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*sammi* · 1 decade ago
Quotes like these get me so depressed -_-
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crzysam96 · 1 decade ago
i hate it when you feel pretty (for once), then a prettier girl stands right next to you.
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animenicolette · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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pervey_sage_girl · 1 decade ago
OMG i just faved this for the 10000th time!
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Natalia xo* · 1 decade ago
thats soo true :)
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MrsNiallHoran13 · 1 decade ago
what my best friend ever said
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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28emm · 1 decade ago
YES YES YESSSS!!!!! <3 xx

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muhnamesbatmann · 1 decade ago
Done it, one word description:
AHH-MAZZEE-ING.
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muhnamesbatmann · 1 decade ago
Awh, that makes me sad.
I'm okay with cursing as long as it's the real Niall.
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PickleDough · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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hj13386 · 1 decade ago
i do this errrday(:
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daniicheeky · 1 decade ago
That's true. Taylor Swift is my mood matcher. Except 'he' takes it as a joke.
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ZiZi123 · 1 decade ago
that awk moment when niall talks all the time in interviews...
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livinglife12344321 · 1 decade ago
i would too.. i have a swearing problem

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xrcftvgybhj · 1 decade ago
*whole
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i_am_not_a_whore · 1 decade ago
^whole

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liveitupkeeplaughing · 1 decade ago
wuvv him loll
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mayadevine · 1 decade ago
all so tru i do it all the time lol

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FreakinAwesome · 1 decade ago
I'm getting over a breakup and before I saw this quote my Skype status was Dear John...
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TSwiftIsMyLifee · 1 decade ago
OMG truee <33
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