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  1. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    if I punch myself and it hurts am I to weak or too strong?

  2. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    WhereWereYou,WhenEverythingWasFallingApart?

  3. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    Life
    goes
    on.

  4. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    Adventures of my Dad
    Episode #6: Toilet Texting
    *My dad decided to text me while on the toilet*
    Dad: U need to start getting ready 4 the concert.
    Me: Ure gross.
    Dad: Tnks. Thts a good thing right?
    Me: Ew stop texting me from the toilet dad
    Dad: I AM ON MY THRONE

  5. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    There in the darkened recesses of my mind
    I found you.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    I hate it when I am taking an exam and the teacher decides to stand right next to my desk for 5-10 minutes and looks at all of my answers.
    Its just.
    Ughhh.
    Whyyyyyyy.
    Why me?
    WHYYYYYY?!

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    When people ask me what I did overthe weekend, I always squint andrespond “Why, what did you hear?”

  9. mequela mequela
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:57pm UTC
    Every minute of every day i think about you
    and when you come back how we will be together
    but right now i just holding on to what we had.

  10. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    I love you. I love you too.
    The two phrases that are so easy to say in our minds.
    But it's too hard to say, to speak with our mouths.
    In the moment, he suddenly feels the pang that he is in love.
    The moment, when the girl he truly loves is in love with someone else.
    Someone who likes different kind of music then she likes.
    Someone who likes the candycane mint candy that she hates.
    He knew everything about her.
    He knew that she loved books, movies and that person.
    He knew that every time she would smile, her dimples would come out.
    Like bat man when he stands on the roof, with his cape flying out.
    Because, his heart was hidden in the magician's hat, like a rabbit.
    Waiting for you to pull his heart out of the hat, tada.
    There was my heart all along. Mystery case solved.
    He was in love with the girl who, was so invetiably beautiful.
    It was hard to face the fact that, she was never going to be his.
    And he will never be hers.
    All he would be is the man who stands by there all her life.
    Watching as she get married, have the most beautiful children on earth.
    Watching as she grows older, working harder, retiring with the man he despise.
    Because the man he despise right now, was able to make her happy and to be in love with him.
    He knew, he was just going to be the bystander.

  11. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    The brain has no pain receptors,
    but I swear my heart must have a thousand.

  12. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    Your amazing dont let anyone tell u diffrent.

  13. LostAngel77 LostAngel77
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    No one cares they're just pretending

  14. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    Id rather have no friends then fake friends

  15. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 4:50pm UTC
    what a breathtaking explosion of light
    it will be the night all the stars fall
    madly in love
    -christopher poindexter

  16. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    There's a difference between
    somebody who wants you
    and somebody who would do
    anything to keep you. Remember that.

  17. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:44pm UTC
    if anyone is ever feeling down
    just remember someone cares.
    Not me, but someone.

  18. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    People who don't put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence I need.

  19. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 1:13am UTC
    Making my way down town, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound.

  20. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Heart: I'm hurting again.
    Lungs: We can't breath.
    Stomach: All those butterflies were for nothing.
    Eyes: We're crying again.
    Brain: I warned you, idiots.

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