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1. one_song
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC
   Me: Hey, let's go watch Snakes on a Plane! I've heard it's pretty scary.
   Friend: Okay, what's it about?
   Me: *stares at friend* Horses. It's about horses on a boat.
   Friend: Cool, I'll watch it.
   Me: *facepalm*
   I didnt think stupidity was a disease, but it sure is spreading like one. :)
   
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2. one_song
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 11:00am UTC
   Smile.
   Even if you feel like you can't, grin a little.
   It tells your brain that you are happy.
   So, smile for me, please?
   Whatever you're going through, you'll make it. It gets better.
   Smile.
   
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3. one_song
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 11:14am UTC
   Mom on T.V.: Rise and shine sleepy head! Time for school!
   Mom in Real Life: GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF BED AND HAUL IT TO SCHOOL, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!
   I want the mom on T.V.
   .....................
   
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4. one_song
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 10:01am UTC
   You tell me that the eyes, are windows to the soul. You tell me that they look inside. You tell me that you know, the thoughts that I'm thinking. But would you be okay if I proved you wrong, these are my thoughts...
   My Thoughts
   by Kelsey Elaine
   
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5. one_song
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   "Of course I'll stop playing xbox to text you."
   Said No Guy Ever
   
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