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  1. cheercutie1127 cheercutie1127
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:43am UTC
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  2. em22xoxo em22xoxo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Fred: Okay... You know what, I wasn't that drunk.
    Mike: dude.
    Fred: What?
    Mike: You walked into Walmart and when the voice came on over to the
    intercom you dropped to you knees and screamed 'GOD HAS SPOKEN!'
    Fred: ............

  3. BetYouCantFindMe BetYouCantFindMe
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:07am UTC
    My heart was taken by you,
    Broken by you,
    And now,
    Its in pieces because of you.
    Format credit to: Sandrasaurus

  4. Zeny Zeny
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:07am UTC
    That awkward moment when someone doesn't understand your amazing sense of humor. ♥

  5. maddie144 maddie144
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:07am UTC
    without my witty i would post what i feel like on Facebook and it would just start drama

  6. LOVEYOU24 LOVEYOU24
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:06am UTC
    11:11
    comes twice a day because everyone deserves a second chance.

  7. Caamila_Chloee Caamila_Chloee
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:04am UTC
    FAV; IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH THESE SHOWS;
    KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS ♥
    KHLOE AND LAMAR ♥
    KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE NEW YORK ♥
    KHLOE AND KOURTNEY TAKE MIAMI ♥

  8. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:04am UTC
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    I hope you don’t get over me
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  9. wtfaaack wtfaaack
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:04am UTC
    I love photos, because the best thing
    about it is that it never changes
    even when the person in it does
    .

    nmf,nmq

  10. kaywee27 kaywee27
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:56am UTC
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    When I was little...
    Justin Bieber was Jesse McCartney.
    The Jonas Brothers and Big Time Rush were 'Nsync & The Backstreet Boys.
    Taylor Swift was Carrie Underwood.
    Selena Gomez was Hillary Duff.
    Cell phones were Gameboys and Tamagachis.
    Wizards of Waverly Place was Twitches & Halloween Town High.
    iCarly was the Suite Life of Zach & Cody.
    Adventure Time was Invader Zim.
    iPods were 'Clip-Itz' and CD players.
    8:00 was bedtime on a school night.
    Everybody was friends with everybody.
    Girls weren't b*tches, and boys weren't jerks.
    Stealing someone's purple crayon was the only drama.
    You were only allowed to listen to country, because rap was inappropriate.
    Boys were icky.
    Ten year olds acted like ten year olds, not teenagers.
    Yelling at your parents was something you never did.
    Your best friend never left your side.
    Your family always came first.
    "You're stupid" and "Shut up" were the worst things you could say to somebody.
    &
    'Booboos' were pretty much the only thing that made you cry.
    I miss my childhood.
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  13. cheercutie1127 cheercutie1127
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    August 26, 2011 10:49am UTC
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  14. cutieepieexx cutieepieexx
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:46am UTC
    I miss...
    all the old Disney shows.
    the "cooties" that all boys had.
    when the most drama was over crayons.
    and we had to walk in lines through the hallway.
    playing with playdough and finger paints all day.
    going to the play ground was the highlight of the week.
    the only type of party was birthday parties.
    when we were young.
    take me back there.

  15. lbxo97 lbxo97
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:46am UTC
    When I was your age..
    we had all that & the amanda show
    not so random & saturday night live


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  18. musicgirl109 musicgirl109
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    dear Taylor, if you find this, text me
    I told you everything,
    Opened up and let you in.
    You made me feel alright,
    For once in my life.
    Now all that's left of me,
    Is what I pretend to be.
    So together, but so broken up inside.
    'Cause I can't breathe,
    No, I can't sleep,
    I'm barely hangin' on.

  19. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Instead of a priority, you made me an option.\\
    So now you're history, lost and forgotten.♥♥♥

  20. Sarah_Babe_xo Sarah_Babe_xo
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    There is that smell
    That somehow brings you back to a very beautiful or a very horrible place.

:)

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