ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
November 29, 2012 4:25pm UTC
Humor is attractive. I love when a person can give me a really good smile and/or laugh. It doesn’t take a lot for me to like you. If you can legitimately make me feel happy, even in the slightest way, I’ll fall for you right on the spot. Humor is definitely a plus for me, because then I know that on my worst days; someone like you could always cheer me up again..
Zoey May Im so sick of boys being such dicks! Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago Toby Jackson In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too. 26 minutes ago · Like True stuff
LacedRibbon posted a quote
November 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC
Me watching Dora: *Dora Theme Song plays* Me: D-D-D-D-D-DORA Me: D-D-D-D-D-DORA Me: DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORAAA. Me: VAMINOS! Me: SWIPA NO SWIPING! SWIPA NO SWIPING! Swiper: *Snaps* AW MAAAN. Me: YOU CAN LEAD THE WA-AY. HEY! HEY! Dora: Oh no! My friends are in trouble they can't push the boat. We have to help them! Me: Lolno. You have to help them. Dora: We have to say empuje! Me: Don't tell me what I have to say. Dora: Can you say empuje? Me: WHY CAN'T WE JUST SAY "PULL" IN ENGLISH? Dora: Say it! Say empuje! Me: Don't tell me what to do you passive agressive b/tch! I don't like you! Dora: Good! Me: WAT. Dora: Okay! Now, I need the map! Me: Good to know. Dora: Say map! Me: Map. Dora: Louder! Me: F*CKING MAP YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME. Map: If there's a place you got to go! Map: I am the one you need to know! Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! Me: You're the what? Sorry, didn't get that. Map: If there's a place you got to get! Map: I can get you there I bet! Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! Me: Oh my god. Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! Me: OKAY. Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! Me: YOU LOOK LIKE A SOFT TACO. Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'M THE MAP! Me: Oh really? I thought you were a F*CKING CHAIR. Map: Okay! Tell Dora you need to go over the bridge! Me: Ok. Map: Through the woods! Me: Sounds a little dangerous for a 5 year old. Map: AND THEN YOU GET TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE! Me: WHY IS HER GRANDMA'S HOUSE SO DAMN DIFFICULT TO GET TO?! Dora: Where did Map say we have to go? Me: Over the bridge and through the woods. Dora: Over the bridge and through the woods? Me: B*TCH, YES. Dora: OKAY! *At the bridge* Dora: Where's the bridge? Me: OMFG I KNOW YOU SEE THAT DAMN BRIDGE RIGHT IN BACK OF YOU. *Magical Cursor Clicks the Bridge* Me: WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM? Dora: Let's go across the bridge! Me: Okay... Swiper: *Takes one of the steps on the bridge* Me: WAT. THA. FACK. Swiper: *Snickers* Dora: OH NO! SWIPER TOOK ONE OF THE STEPS ON THE BRIDGE! Me: ORLY? BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE GAVE YOU A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS Dora: Quick! Say SWIPER NO SWIPING! Me: SWIPER, GIVE THE DAMN STEP BACK. WE JUST WANT TO CROSS THE BRIDGE. GTFO. Swiper: *Snaps* AW MAN. Swiper: *Puts step back* Dora: Now let's cross the bridge! Me: ............... *At the woods* Dora: Where's the woods? Me: ARE YOU BLIND. *Magical Cursor Again* Boots: It's over there, Dora! Me: Atleast you're smart. Boots: But Dora, I'm scared of the dark woods. Me: OMFG, BOOTS. Me: STOP BEING A LITTLE B*TCH MONKEY. Me: APE UP. Dora: It's okay boots. My backpack has a flashlight! Me: Ughhhhhh. Dora: Can YOU help? Me: HELP YOUR DAMN SELF! Dora: Say BACKPACK! Me: *Rolls eyes* Backpack: Backpack, Backpack! Backpack: Backpack, Backpack! Me: Wtf r u a Pokemon Backpack: I'm the Backpack! Me: No sh*t. Backpack: Loaded up with things and knick knacks too. Backpack: Anything that you might need I got inside for you! Me: I need an Advil. Backpack: Backpack, Backpack! Me: No. Backpack: BACKPACK, BACKPACK! YEAH. Me: Backpack: What does Dora need? Me: A flashlight for Boots the scared little b*tch monkey. Backpack: Okay! Backpack: *Lets out tape, a screwdriver, and a flashlight* Me: Wtf. Backpack: Where's the flashlight? Me: ....RIGHT THERE. *Magical cursor clicks the screwdriver* Me: NO WTF THAT'S NOT A FLASHLIGHT. Backpack: That's not a flashlight! Me: ORLY. *Magical cursor clicks flashlight* Backpack: THAT'S IT! GIVE THE FLASHLIGHT TO DORA! Me: Oh God. Backpack: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM DELICIOSO! Me: Why did you eat tape and a screwdriver? Me: That's gonna hurt when you take a mighty backpack sh*t. Dora: Do you have the flashlight? Me: Yes. Dora: GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO THROUGH THE WOODS! Boots: AND I WON'T BE SCARED. Me: I HOPE A WILD BEAR KILLS YOU BOTH. *Finally at Grandma's house* Dora: !Lo hicimos! We did it! Me: You just said the same thing twice. Dora: YAYYY Me: ... Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: ...Well.. I have to say I enjoyed the part where-- Dora: I LIKED THAT PART TOO! Me: B*TCH I DIDN'T FINISH. Me: F*CK THIS. I'M NEVER WATCHING DORA AGAIN.
Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together.
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:28pm UTC
Butterflies I love that feeling when someone special shows some kind of bonding that tickles your tummy from the inside. It just makes you jump off your feet that sends a smile to your face. Once I get them, please continue because you’re someone worth wanting.
carson5482 posted a quote
November 24, 2012 2:50pm UTC
Everyone says Shrek is the best fairytale... I have to disagree and here's why... Everyone says Shrek is the best fairytale because it shows that two imperfect people can have happy endings. Here's what *I* got from Shrek: Fiona wouldn't give Shrek the time of day until Shrek discovered that she was also an ogre at night. Therefore, it taught me that an imperfect person can only find love with another imperfect person... The real best fairytale in my opinion is Beauty and the Beast. In this fairytale, a perfect girl fell in love with a man dispite his imperfections. It teaches us that you don't have to be beautiful for people to love you. It teaches us that we need to look at what's on the inside, rather than looks. Don't judge a book by it's cover. This is why Beauty and the Beast is a better fairy tale than Shrek. Disagree with me? Comment! Follow for a follow. :)
Do you ever have these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen? And, whenever you're bored or spacing out or just walking around, you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over.