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oliviap99

1. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 5:28pm UTC
   ATTENTION WITTIANS.
   I would like to declare a DETOX DAY.
   Friday, May 10th, 2013.
   As in "Detox" I mean,
   No contacts, no makeup, messy bun, sweatpants.
   & For all my cutters; don't wear long sleeves. I want you to write "I HAVE HOPE" on both of your wrists, and I want you to be free. Smile for once. If you feel like crying, then cry. Don't hold it in.
   For one day, I want everyone to be nobody except themselves.
   Repost if you're in.
   I am.
   nmq
   
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2. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2013 3:30pm UTC
   Fave if you have had your first kiss
   comment if your still waiting for the right guy to kiss you<3
   
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3. oliviap99
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   May 6, 2013 4:08pm UTC
   Make the past Better not Bitter.
   
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4. oliviap99
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   March 16, 2013 1:13pm UTC
   AWKWARD MONENTS! ....what happed to those???? Those were MY LIFE
   
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5. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   Anti-jokes #2
   A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
   
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6. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Anti-jokes #1
   whats green and has wheels?
   Grass, I lied about the wheels.
   
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7. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   those people you just want to tell off because they act so nice and inocent when really their a b*itch and think everyone likes them, when YOU really know them and there just one big lie.. -.-
   .....screw them
   
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8. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   "Did you just fall?"
   "No, I attacked the floor."
   "Backwards?"
   "I'm freaking talented!"
   nmq nmf
   
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9. oliviap99
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   haters
   gunna
   hate
   
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10. oliviap99
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    my social studies class today
    *girl puts chapstick on*
    teacher : oh so your gunna put makeup on in my class, *in valley girl voice* like oh my god im a little bi*ch i can just put on makeup when ever i want..?!
    the class died, it was hilarious!
    
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11. oliviap99
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his
    wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember god saw you read this
    hey it doesnt hurt to re-post this so...here.
    
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12. oliviap99
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    July 21, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    for a girl to be a women she has to repect herself.
    for a boy to be a man he has to respect her.
    
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13. oliviap99
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    June 24, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I feel like im stripping when I take off my clothes at the beach :p
    
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14. oliviap99
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    May 27, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    we fear rejection,
    we want attention,
    we crave affection,
    and we dream of perfection.
    
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15. oliviap99
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    May 27, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    when you best friends comback is "your mom...." ;)
    
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16. oliviap99
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    May 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    feeling like an old dried up *prune* when you get out of the water...;)
    only me?
    
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17. oliviap99
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    May 17, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    that awkword moment when you go to school with a new shirt on and you still have the price tag still on :p
    
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18. oliviap99
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    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    we used to, talk all of the time! now we are drifting apart...you walk right past me like i am not even there. you can forget so easily-the love that we shared-even when i smile you dont even look at me. now i dont know what to say. is this the end? is this how it is going to be for now on??? well, okay then. you can forget everything just like that. but just remember i will never forget about you </3
    
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19. oliviap99
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    May 15, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    my hair always ends up finding its way into my food...(only me?)
    
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20. oliviap99
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    May 1, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    cry me a river, build me a bridge and then get over it!!!
    
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