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posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:35am UTC

"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me,
But when I woke up,
It was Niall that wanted me
To make him breakfast."
-Louis Tomlinson

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伤*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC

"For me, technology is not going
to impress me until you can
download online food."
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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neverlandfugitive
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Forget Hunger Games or Bridge to Terabithia;
I've known Josh Hutcherson since
Little Manhattan.♥
neverlandfugitive™

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Dear Boys,
if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us.
Sincerely, Girls
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC

If you and your
BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND
traded phones for one day,
would you still be together
BY THE END
( Of The Day? )

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Steve
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC

It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Finishing a good movie
and then having to face the reality of your boring life.

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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JustBelievexxx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:14pm UTC

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JustBelievexxx
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:27am UTC

+Boy Girl
I saw her today. I saw him today.
It seems like its been forever. I wonder if he still cares.
she looks better than before. I couldnt stop staring at him.
I asked how things were going. I asked about his new girlfriend.
I'd pick her over any girl im with. hes probably really happy.
I cant even look at her w/o crying. he couldnt even look at me.
I told her I miss her. he didnt mean it.
I meant it. he doesnt mean it.
I love her. he loves his new girlfriend.
I held her for the last time. he gave me a friendly hug.
Then I went home and cried. then I went home and cried.
I lost her. I love him.

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xxblaine43xx
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:52pm UTC

when your in a tight situation
scream zook & run.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 6:39pm UTC

I Used To Have
c o n f i d e n c e , t h e n s o c i e t y d e s t r o y e d i t

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 5:42pm UTC

Do you ever
have those days when you feel so depressed.
You feel like you're taking up space, like you don't deserve to be here.
You feel so damn down, like you can't please anyone.
That you just want someone to hug you and
tell you everything is going to be fine.
Today is one of those days.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 12:29pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 2:50pm UTC

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luv2skate123
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 3:23pm UTC

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
What?
Nothing, it just waved.
Ohh.
Do you sea what I just did there?
No.
Im shore you did.
How do you have friends?
Dont be such a beach.

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