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ohmygodBECKY

1. ohmygodBECKY
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 4:13pm UTC
   That depressing moment when you get time to do whatever you want during a class and realize you forgot your headphones at home..
   
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2. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 18, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   Netflix is so much better than pretending to like people.
   
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3. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 14, 2013 10:50pm UTC
   I don't get why guys would wanna do it an@l.. Like, are you practicing for your boyfriend..??
   
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4. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 12, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   Just remember, the rumors you hear are as fake as the people who spread them.
   
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5. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 7, 2013 11:11am UTC
   I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first!
   
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6. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 7, 2013 9:49am UTC
   When God was handing out b00bs.. I was taking a potty break..
   
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7. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 7, 2013 9:47am UTC
   According to my n/pples, there's a 99% chance that it's cold as f/ck outside!
   
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8. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 6, 2013 11:32pm UTC
   How did you crash your car?
   Well lets just say Jesus didn't know he was taking the wheel..
   
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9. ohmygodBECKY
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   March 6, 2013 9:55pm UTC
   If Channing Tatum had a kissing booth for charity, we could fix so many world problems..
   
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10. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 6, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    There's always those couples that think they are top sh/t. But in reality, they're just sh/t..
    
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11. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 5, 2013 9:55am UTC
    Hold on!
    I'm looking for a f/ck to give...
    Nope...just ran out.
    
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12. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 5, 2013 9:51am UTC
    I miss hating the summer heat..
    
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13. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 5, 2013 9:47am UTC
    I
    FY
    OUC
    ANRE
    ADTHIS
    YOUARE
    NOTDRUN
    KENOUGH
    
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14. ohmygodBECKY
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:45am UTC
    My boyfriend is like February 30th..
    
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15. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 5, 2013 9:42am UTC
    I'm not saying you're a sl/t, but I'm pretty sure I saw your vag/na on Dirty Jobs..
    
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16. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 4, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Talk is cheap. But it's okay, cause so are you.
    
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17. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 4, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    
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18. ohmygodBECKY
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    March 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Best Friends. They are the bacon bits in the boring salad bowl of life.
    
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19. ohmygodBECKY
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    February 27, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    There's always those people that think they are good singers, but really, they sound like dying cats.
    
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