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1. LiveLikeYoureDying46
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 9:39am UTC
   Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way.
   
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2. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 9:40am UTC
   you cry,
   but you don't tell anyone.
   
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3. PhoebeLikeRawr
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 9:19am UTC
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   Its hard to swim in a world that’s
   so shallow.♥
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4. farmeremmers17
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2011 10:40pm UTC
   And even though he broke my heart…I will always love that kid.
   
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5. EmotionalTrickery
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   30 Ways To Make A Girl Smile:
   1. Tell her she's beautiful; not hot or fine.
   2. Hold her hand at any moment you can.
   3. Kiss her on the forehead.
   4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
   5. When she is upset, hold her tight and don't let her go.
   6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most.
   7. Call her "sweetie", not "baby".
   8. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
   9. Pick her over all the other girls you hang with.
   10. Write her notes (she loves them).
   11. Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
   12. Play with her hair, and if it smells good, tell her.
   13. Pick her up, tickle her, and play wrestle with her.
   14. Pick her up and act like you're going to drop her. She will scream and yell to let her down, even though she loves it.
   15. Tell her stupid jokes, tell her funny jokes, just tell her jokes.
   16. Call her in the middle of the night just to tell her you miss her.
   17. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
   18. Carve your names into a tree.
   19. If she's mad, kiss her.
   20. Give her piggyback rides.
   21. Bring her flowers just because.
   22. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
   23. Let her take as many pictures as she wants.
   24. Slow dance with her even if there's no music playing.
   25. Kiss her in the rain.
   26. Take long walks on the beach at night with her.
   27. Wait outside her house in the pouring rain to surprise her when she gets home.
   28. When she's ill, stay by her bedside.
   29. Play fight with her and let her win.
   30. Most importantly, if you love her; tell her.
   EmotionalTrickery
   
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6. awesome
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 1:10pm UTC
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   I've always wondered what that embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob at the Christmas party looked like.
   
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7. lovelife6
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 8:44am UTC
   Sometimes you forgive people simply because
   you still want them in your life.♥
   
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8. crazyyx56
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 9:05am UTC
   I wanted everything to stay the same ♥ BUT FEELINGS FADE & PEOPLE CHANGE.
   
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9. cammeron
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2010 10:35pm UTC
   Girl's Dad: Dont Let Him Touch You
   Boy's Dad: Get In There Son.
   
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10. xxxcolorguardxxx
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    one day someone will walk into your life
    and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
    
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11. rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:33pm UTC
    That TYPO
    You notice right before you hand in your report to the teacher.
    
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12. crazy_xx
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    And favorite this if. . .
    you know what a true heartbreak feels like. ♥
    
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13. cklovesyouu
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    & I mi g h t dr i v e m y s e lf i n s a n e
    If those lips aren't speakin' my name
    
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14. oxemmaxo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    thank you phone, for vibrating when im half asleep and scaring me half to death.
    
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15. mikeyrox34
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    &* Today
    he texted me back while playing COD. ♥
    
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16. sparkleysamx3
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    Why doesn't Dora tell her mom she's being stalked by a fox?
    
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17. cococrispgrl10
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    Today, I checked how many songs I had on my iTunes. There was 1111. I made a wish.
    MLIA
    
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18. ohhitsBELLEx3
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    "Are you Going to school tomorrow?"
    -->No, I'm riding my pet unicorn to Alaska.<--
    
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19. 3k9
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    Teacher:
    Give me a number.
    Student:
    69.
    Teacher:
    Ew, your nasty.
    happened in math class today.
    I'm happy he understood. (:
    
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20. xxNataliexo8
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    The girls who say,
    "Wait, what are we doing?!"
    ♥
    
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