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1. obviouslyme
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 9:36pm UTC
   What if when we have another life in another place when we dream
   And just like when you can't remember your dreams when you're in your dreams we can't rememeber our day lives?
   What if every night we turn into a completely different person
   but we
   just
   can't
   remember
   
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2. obviouslyme
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   February 23, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   You know you're a Wittian when
   the most social part of your day is when you dream about other people at night
   
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3. obviouslyme
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   When Jimmy365 goes offline
   and there's actually format variation in top quotes
   
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4. obviouslyme
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   November 27, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   When you think about how big the universe is
   And then how small our galaxy is compared to it
   And how small our solar system is compared to our galaxy
   And how small the Earth is compared to the solar system
   It really seems to justify eating an entire cake.
   
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5. obviouslyme
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   September 23, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   School dress code logic:
   Girls can't show their shoulders but boys can wear their pants hanging from their knees while flashing the whole world their underwear.
   
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6. obviouslyme
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   July 2, 2012 10:49am UTC
   Thank you Steve!!!!!!
   
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7. obviouslyme
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   June 16, 2012 10:53pm UTC
   Our message is simple:
   Where our music is welcome we will play it loud
   Where our music is challenged we will play it louder.
   
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8. obviouslyme
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   If you have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your fridge, and a place to sleep
   You are richer than 75% of the world.
   If you have money in the bank, cash in your wallet, and some spare change
   You are among the top 8% of the world's most wealthy.
   If you woke up this morning with more health than illness
   You are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.
   If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture or the horrible pangs of starvation
   You are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering.
   If you are reading this message
   You are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who can't read at all.
   You are lucky. Very, very lucky.
   
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9. obviouslyme
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   June 3, 2012 11:22am UTC
   No matter how bad your day may be,
   remember that someone has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell
   
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10. obviouslyme
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Every seven years every single cell in our body is replaced.
    In seven years you will be completely gone and new.
    In seven years, you will be a completely different person.
    
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11. obviouslyme
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    I just was watching something on the news
    Where a person was saying how they thought that homosexuality was a crime
    They said that they should put all the gay guys behind one fence
    And the lesbian girls behind another
    So they couldn't reproduce and make more gay babies.
    O.o
    #slowlylosingfaithinourspecies
    
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12. obviouslyme
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    May 20, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I know I'm annoying you
    But I can't help kinda wanting to text you anyway...
    
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13. obviouslyme
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    May 18, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    When someone doesn't respond when you call them
    So you keep call their name in different voices until they respond
    
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14. obviouslyme
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    May 6, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Some people say:
    Dancing and breathing are the same thing
    Or
    I wouldn't be able to live without dance
    I think thats ridiculous
    I could live without dance
    I just wouldn't be happy
    
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15. obviouslyme
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    April 29, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Every day is a second chance
    
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16. obviouslyme
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    April 29, 2012 9:49am UTC
    Notice me
    The way I notice you
    
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17. obviouslyme
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Never insult a dancer.
    She can kick you in the face
    no matter how tall you are.
    nmq
    
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18. obviouslyme
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Follow your heart
    ...but take your brain with you
    
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19. obviouslyme
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    April 5, 2012 8:36am UTC
    Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies.
    Some were clearly thrown into the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
    
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20. obviouslyme
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:12am UTC
    You can't stop the waves
    But you can learn to surf
    
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