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oakey101

1. oakey101
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 5:47pm UTC
   I'll be the girl,
   who falls down the stairs,
   at the hospital,
   while i'm pregnant.
   
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2. oakey101
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 9:03pm UTC
   Jesus: Santa.
   Santa: Yes?
   Jesus: I'm sad.
   Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday!
   Jesus: Yeah. That's the point
   Santa: Why?
   Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked ♥ -deny me in front your friends and I will deny you in front of my father
   
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3. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 6:35am UTC
   ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄
   All I Want For Christmas Is You
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4. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 6:41am UTC
   The biggest lie ever;
   I'm Coming
   
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5. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 4:44pm UTC
   Dinosaurs aren't exteinct,
   We just scared them into hiding .
   
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6. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 3:31pm UTC
   "Bears Are More Scared Of You
   Than You Are Of It ."
   "Did The Bear Tell You That?"
   
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7. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 10:28am UTC
   When you get yelled at
   for leaving the Lights on
   Then your parent leaves the lights on
   and you are like...
   "But you left the lights on."
   
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8. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 12:06pm UTC
   Frootloops
   are just happy
   Cheerios
   
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9. oakey101
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   *****
   11:11 PM.
   Doesn't Count, because
   In Military time, Its
   23:11
   *****
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. oakey101
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    If You Ask Someone What To Wish For
    Or Say What You Wi l l Or Won't Wish Fo r
    Means I t Wo n't Come True.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. oakey101
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    Even Steven?
    
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12. oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:39am UTC
    People say, 'Birth marks are where you were killed in your previous life'
    Was I killed but needles?
    Because my birth mark is on my arm and there is like a thousand red dots -.-
    
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13. oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    When I Don't See Or Hear Anyone,
    I Walk Down The Street,
    Singing Really Loud,
    Until I Turn The Corner And See Someone.
    
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14. oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    Who is Steve that everyone is Quoting about?
    
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15. oakey101
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    "Bring It On Irene"
    Irene Brought It.
    
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16. oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Falling down the stairs
    Is the
    BEST
    way to get your best friend out of bed,
    quickly.
    
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