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  1. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    when i hear tapping outside my window. i dont think its my prince to come and kiss me I think its a serial killer about to kill me

  2. CrazyGirl3 CrazyGirl3
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:45pm UTC
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  3. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Running like a ninja
    when your laptop/cellphone is at 5%.
    ddd dsddddfd

  4. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    If pinochio said, "My nose will grow right now." What would happen? Think about it.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  5. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    Blanket on; Too hot.Blanket off; Too cold.One leg out; perfect. until the demon from Paranormal Activity comes and drags you down the hallway ;)

  6. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:28pm UTC
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  7. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    I hate getting out of the shower
    it's like the north pole invaded my bathroom
    my format : livsbestfriendryan

  8. ImYourNothingxoxo ImYourNothingxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    You look pretty today!
    ..Was I ugly yesterday?

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Looking at an old picture and
    ---------- And wishing you could go back to that moment.

  10. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Hand sanitizer:
    helping you discover cuts you didn't know you had
    my format : livsbestfriendryan

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    Damnntaylerx's format.
    NO MOM.
    you're mad because you're wrong
    not because i was talking back.

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    That scary moment when
    you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off.
    NFM/FMQ


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  14. suckmygoldenpopcorn suckmygoldenpopcorn
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Going to the doctor for a check-up and the nurse starts touching your boobs,
    and you just think, "damn, you could at least bought me dinner" ♥.
    format: lexidaniellexo

  15. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    That awkward
    moment;
    when your crush asks who you like♥
    nmf:credit to confessions_of_a_cuter

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you yawn & your eyes get teary, and then people ask why your crying.

  17. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    wittygirl2010 format.
    That awkward moment
    when you have to tell somebody you're joking around.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Teacher
    How can we keep our school clean?
    Student
    By staying at home.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    When someone says
    "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I am wearing


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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