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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
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November 28, 2011 7:08pm UTC

when i hear tapping outside my window. i dont think its my prince to come and kiss me I think its a serial killer about to kill me

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CrazyGirl3
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November 28, 2011 5:45pm UTC

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nssassychick
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November 28, 2011 7:40pm UTC

Running like a ninja
when your laptop/cellphone is at 5%.
ddd dsddddfd

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Elenlovesu
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November 28, 2011 5:29pm UTC

If pinochio said, "My nose will grow right now." What would happen? Think about it.
Credit: FaveFormats

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valentineunicorn
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November 28, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Blanket on; Too hot.Blanket off; Too cold.One leg out; perfect. until the demon from Paranormal Activity comes and drags you down the hallway ;)

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livsbestfriendryan
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November 28, 2011 5:28pm UTC

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livsbestfriendryan
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November 28, 2011 5:12pm UTC

I hate getting out of the shower
it's like the north pole invaded my bathroom
my format : livsbestfriendryan

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ImYourNothingxoxo
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November 28, 2011 6:37pm UTC

You look pretty today!
..Was I ugly yesterday?

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Jade672
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November 28, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Looking at an old picture and
---------- And wishing you could go back to that moment.

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livsbestfriendryan
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November 28, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Hand sanitizer:
helping you discover cuts you didn't know you had
my format : livsbestfriendryan

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Jade672
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November 28, 2011 5:33pm UTC

Damnntaylerx's format.
NO MOM.
you're mad because you're wrong
not because i was talking back.

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soccerloverx03x
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November 28, 2011 5:47pm UTC

That scary moment when
you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off.
NFM/FMQ

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suckmygoldenpopcorn
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November 27, 2011 8:44pm UTC

Going to the doctor for a check-up and the nurse starts touching your boobs,
and you just think, "damn, you could at least bought me dinner" ♥.
format: lexidaniellexo

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blueberrybabe121
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November 27, 2011 10:21pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
That awkward
moment;
when your crush asks who you like♥
nmf:credit to confessions_of_a_cuter

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soccerloverx03x
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November 27, 2011 10:02pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you yawn & your eyes get teary, and then people ask why your crying.

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_Hey_Bro_
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November 27, 2011 8:45pm UTC

wittygirl2010 format.
That awkward moment
when you have to tell somebody you're joking around.

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 28, 2011 2:14pm UTC

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soccerloverx03x
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November 27, 2011 8:29pm UTC

When someone says
"I like your shirt" I look down to see what I am wearing

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