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  1. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    Villian: If it isn't harry from One Direction,
    Harry: It is.

  2. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Would you rather#2
    Starve to death or eat mud?
    Format by Noura1099

  3. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    *NEVER TRUST YOUR MOM!*
    Me: Mom, remember when you promised you'd buy me a new laptop today?
    Mom: Yeah I'll get you it in just a minute.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    *10,000,000,000 days later*
    Me: Can I get it now?
    Mom: Tomorrow.
    Me: *Wait's 'till next day*
    Mom: *Totally forgets*

  4. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Me to a guy: What would you do if you only had one bullet and two ugly girls surrounded you?
    Me: Who would you shoot
    Guy: I would shoot myself
    Me: LMFAO

  5. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    You're funny.
    A translation for I like you.

  6. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Would you rather#1
    Marry a person that's cute but poor
    or a person rich but hideous?
    Format by Noura1099


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    99% of guys are hot
    the other 1% go to my school


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Dumb Law#1
    In Alabama, It is illegal to wear a moustache that can cause laughter in a church
    Format: noura1099

  11. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Okay sweethert
    Do you see me going around telling you how ugly the person you used to like is?

  12. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Do you ever wonder
    If somebody ever looks at you and says "Gosh, I wanna look like her"?

  13. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    Boy: ITS' GETTIN' HOT IN HERE SO TAKE YOUR--
    Me: No. *-.-*
    Me:
    Boy:
    Me:
    Boy: CLOTHES OFF!

  14. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    I'm going to kill the next person who accuses me of being violent.

  15. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    "The prettiest faces hide the most frowns,
    the most beautiful eyes carried the most tears,
    the happiest souls hide the saddet memories."
    ~anonymous

  16. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    You're 15.
    You should be feeling butterflies
    in your tummy. Not a baby kicking.

  17. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:30am UTC
    Sometimes I might include strong content and language, like I did in my last.
    If you can't take it then, dont read?
    Apologies.
    Also these are written off the top of my head. So forgive me if I make a few mistakes.
    Oh Cherie
    Kiss or a killer?
    Chapter 3 - p2
    -
    I was looking for Jason all day today. The message spread around the school really fast about what has happened
    last week. People were staring at me when I walked passed them, they laughed, and they talked.
    There was even a photoshopped picture of me that someone stuck in the yearbook.
    I got so much hate aswell on facebook, most of which were just Jolene's fake accounts.
    "Tina!" I shouted. "Where's Jason."
    "Boys bathroom," she said.
    I could tell by her face that Jolene has already told her what had happened.
    "Look, Tina. I really need a friend, not even my own mother wants to speak to me. I can't
    take it if you don't either. Please understand. I'll explain later."
    Tina frowned.
    "I'm not upset with you, Cherie," she said.
    I sighed.
    "Thank you."
    "But I know Jason, really well. He's dangerous. Stay away from him."
    "You know him?"
    She nodded. "I've got alot to tell you, Cherie."
    I was slightly confused but went to the boys bathroom. I waited for almost 10 minutes before deciding to go in.
    "Oh no," Jason said.
    "Jason."
    He looked around and lit another cigarette.
    I knocked it out of his hand.
    "Are you crazy Jas?"
    "No."
    "What were you doing in my back yard, yesterday?" I asked.
    "I was looking for you of course."
    I had no time to ask him how he knew I would be out there.
    "What exactly is it you want?" I asked.
    "I want two things," he replied.
    "What are they, go on."
    "Your help and," he began. "and...you."
    I shook my head.
    "My help with what?" I asked, curiously.
    "Your help to kill, Jolene."
    My heart sank to my toes completely.
    "You want my help with what?"
    "To kill Joe," he whispered.
    I was really confused.
    He explained to me that he needed to kill her, or else he would be killed.
    "Why, is someone threatening you?" I asked.
    "Something like that."
    We spoke on that topic for ages.
    "Please, I'll explain later," he said.
    "Why do you need my help?" I asked.
    "I want you to fall in love with me."
    I looked down.
    "I love you," he said.
    "I don't love you," i replied.
    There was a solid silence for a few seconds, the longest seconds of my life.
    "Fine, I'll help you kill Jolene. But what's the name of the guy threatening you?"
    "Mike."
    Mike? The guy I was in love with a long time ago.
    Memories flashed into my brain.
    No..no!
    Suddenly, the toilet flush, flushed. Someone had heard everything we'd just said.
    We both turned and looked at the cubical, the sound was coming from.
    And you'd never guess who walked out.
    Jolene.
    She was crying, shocked and scared.
    She was shivering.
    "Please," she said and got down on her knees.
    -
    Teaser!
    "We're not going to hurt Joe," I told Jason.
    "It's her or you," he explained. "I chose her because I don't love her."
    "I'd like to meet Mike."
    "He's going to hurt you," he warned.
    "I don't care."

  18. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Don't call me ugly unless you can create a living more uniquely.

  19. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    If Breakups never existed,
    Music companies will have no money.

  20. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    MY FACE IS MY WEAPON.
    I hide my tears when I was crying.
    I FAKE SMILES.
    But best of all, it scares little kids.

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