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  1. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    How to get over a guy:
    1) make sure it's really over. make sure he never wants to get back together. if you ask him and he says maybe, then he's one of "those" guys. maybe = no. so get over him fast cause he will make you wait for a LONG time.
    2) take all reminders of him and put them out of sight. hide them in your closet, pack away in a box, just make sure you don't ever see it unless on purpose.
    3) invite your friends over for a girls night out, or a pizza party, or something else fun. odds are they want to hear about your break up so vent to them, just dont go over board. *note: dont start venting till someone asks you about it. if no one does and you really need to vent, then ask them if they mind listening to you.
    4) after venting, get your mind off him. watch lots of tv and movies, that helps. read and joke with your friends. eat chocolate and listen to loud music. and sleep alot. and do homework. school wont give you a pass for having your heart broken.
    5) flirt with lots of guys. most likely, after your break up, guys with secret crushes on you will decide to take a chance. smile and laugh with them and remember that a girl having fun is the most attractive girl around.
    6) you may feel you need a rebound guy. DONT. because if he is only meant to help you get over your ex, you will probably end up breaking his heart and thats a whole other problem. you can do this without crutches. besides, sometimes its better to be single for a while. then you can be independent. make new friends and get to know your family better.
    7) if this isnt enough, then make a list of all the bad things about him. dont write down the good things, because your stupid lovesick heart will throw out way to many good things. have your best friend help you out because chances are, she will see the worst bits of him.
    8) ignore him. dont talk to him, or call him or look at his facebook page. it will just be like pouring salt on the wound.
    9) dont EVER deny that you will get over him. you will, but you have to believe it too. believing its true, makes it half so. keep a positive attitude and call him names in his head.
    10) it takes some people a week, like my friend. but it took me 2 months. but believe me, its so much better once you're over your ex. and it will happen eventually. so just pretend to be happy, ignore him, dont talk to him AT ALL and hide everything that reminds you of him in a box and hide it in your closet and one day, you'll realize you dont need him anymore :)

  2. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    You're like a drug. I can't get enough of you. And at the beginning its not so bad. But I pull away from everyone else, my friends and family, thinking I only need you.
    But something tells me you're dangerous, that something is wrong with you. I ignore it, because you make me feel so good. You make me forget my problems.
    But it takes a turn for the worst. It gets really bad, so I decide to stop.
    But then I realize how much I need you, how much I had been relying on you. I feel... empty inside. My friends and family told me you weren't good for me. I nodded my head but somehow couldn't believe you'd ever cause me harm. I felt so much pain away from you, and you were the only thing that made it better.
    But I listened to them and I painfully got over you. Quitting cold turkey. By lack of your presence. And finally I was done.
    I didn't need you, but I still wanted you, secretly. Everyone was so happy that I was over you, but I wasn't. Not completely.
    ///////////
    So I had a lapse in recovery. I fell for you again. It happens all the time. I quickly caught myself before I fell too hard. This time I had good friends around me to help me through.
    ///////////
    And finally--FINALLY I could get over you because I realized that even I'd never know if you were the thing hurting me, if I saw you as my bandage. So now, you don't exist to me. And I never want you back.

  3. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 28, 2011 9:32pm UTC
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    January 28, 2011 9:22pm UTC
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  5. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who calls me at 11:12 and says: "your wish is my command".

  6. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who lets me put makeup on him and take a photo,
    then sets it as his profile picture just to make me laugh.

  7. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who brings an iPod and a skateboard for a date and spends half the time teaching me how to skateboard and the rest of the time showing me all his favorite songs.

  8. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who comments on all my photos:
    "wow you are gorgeous. i can't believe you're mine <3"

  9. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    If it happens once, it's bad luck.
    Happens twice, it's a coincidence.
    Three times, it's a pattern.

  10. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who calls back when I hang up on him.

  11. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who kisses my cheek in front of his friends.

  12. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who holds my hand whenever we are out in public.

  13. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who lays down in the grass and pulls me down with him, just to look at the stars.

  14. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who kisses me in the middle of an argument
    and says "you are so cute when you're mad".

  15. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who calls me "sexy" and "love", not "honeybear" or "sweetiebird".

  16. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who texts me at 7:00 am to say good morning.

  17. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 11:59am UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who gives me tulips for my birthday instead of roses.

  18. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 11:55am UTC
    MY DREAM GUY
    would be someone who chases me around my house trying to give me a hug singing the lyrics to my favorite songs when I'm mad at him.

  19. notime4stopsigns notime4stopsigns
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    January 22, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I love how some quotes say "mine, no jocking" but at the bottom theres a "Quote #0000000 was made by someone_else on 00 Jan 2011 at 11:00:00 and was filed under a catagory." like they just copy-and-pasted it into the "Add a Quote" box...

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    January 22, 2011 11:34am UTC
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