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1. saarahhhh
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 7:24pm UTC
   //*
   I WANT TO GET HURT.
   A CAR ACCIDENT, ANYTHING.
   I WANT TO GET INJURED
   ENOUGH TO WIND UP IN THE
   HOSPITAL. JUST TO SEE IF
   ANYONE WOULD COME TO
   MAKE SURE I WAS OKAY. AND
   I'D PRETEND TO BE SLEEPING
   OR DYING SO IN CASE ANYONE
   DID COME, THEY'D SIT ON THE
   EDGE OF MY BED, CRY, AND
   TELL ME EVERYTHING.
   I JUST WANT TOKNOW IF
   ANYONE CARES ABOUT ME.
   *//
   
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2. xolacrosse16
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 8:15pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When
   your over your friends house
   and they leave the room to
   get something and you don't
   know whether to follow them or not.
   
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3. VanillaCoke
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 7:06pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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4. jssx623
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   a smile
   is a curve that sets everything straight.
   ♥
   
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5. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 2:43pm UTC
   i just reali sed
   the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed♥
   
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6. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 2:42pm UTC
   Don't you love it when your teacher calls on you because they think you're not paying attention, and you get the answer right? (:
   
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7. xoiloveyouforeverxo
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 6:32pm UTC
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   We all have that one
   friend
   ///////////////// Who eats like a pig and doesn't gain one pound\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
   
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8. Madix3Cheerleader
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 3:03pm UTC
   Fav if you have ever
   had your
   HEARTBROKEN
   
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9. kelllyyy725
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2011 3:18pm UTC
   Goals for the Day:
   ☑Live
   
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10. x_emily_x
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    Today I found out
    That my boyfriend knows about my witty account...
    First thing he said to me?
    "Your whole page is full of things that I say!"
    Looks like somebody's caught me ;)
    ♥
    
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11. liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    They say the longer
    y o u w a i t f o r s o m e t h i n g ;
    t h e b e t t e r i t i s w h e n y o u g e t i t
    ♥
    
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12. kayleer5
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 10:52am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    the worst thing ♥
    you can do to a girl is make her feel like you miss her, when you don't.
    
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13. GonnaWalkAway
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    No I've never felt like a
    G6.
    Or A Plastic Bag.
    Must be a celebrity thing.
    
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14. horses4ever1122
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    "why were you late?"
    "'cause the bell rang before i got here."♥
    
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15. Livefortoday
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    & Eventually,
    One of two things will happen ;;
    he'll finally realize you're worth it or
    you'll finally realize he isn't.
    
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16. krazybubbles
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Hand Sanitizer: Learning about the cuts you never knew you had.
    
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17. sofiapaez
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    Dear geeks,
    At least we have a candy named after us...
    Sincerely, nerds.
    
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18. cherrypink
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    I don't date idiots,
    that's why I'm single.
    (Dr.House)
    
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19. ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    no wonder why
    rebecca black
    didn't take the bus.
    she would of had a
    panic attack
    with all the seating options.
    
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20. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
    Fave if you read this in your deep announcer voice
    
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