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nortongirl711

1. nortongirl711
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   July 22, 2011 11:32pm UTC
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2. nortongirl711
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   July 22, 2011 11:23pm UTC
   did you get arrested earlier?
   because it has to be illegal to look
   that good
   ♥
   nmf.
   
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3. nortongirl711
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   July 11, 2011 3:03am UTC
   colt 45 & two zig-zags
   baby,
   that's all we need
   ♥
   
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4. nortongirl711
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   June 20, 2011 3:14am UTC
   "i wasn't that drunk!"
   "dude, you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa..."
   ♥
   
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5. nortongirl711
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   May 31, 2011 7:45pm UTC
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6. nortongirl711
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   May 9, 2011 3:21pm UTC
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7. nortongirl711
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   April 27, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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   February 22, 2011 3:33pm UTC
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9. nortongirl711
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   February 10, 2011 4:32pm UTC
   Whenever you call
   baby,
   i roll up.
   ♥♥♥
   -wiz khalifa
   
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10. nortongirl711
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    January 17, 2011 1:09am UTC
    jack & jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana . jack got high , dropped his fly & said , " do you wanna ? "
    jill said yes , pulled up her dress & they had a little fun .
    but , stupid jill forgot the pill & now they have a son .
    
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11. nortongirl711
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    January 17, 2011 12:56am UTC
    The truth is, Im not mad at you. I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my phone , I fall for you a little bit harder. & Every time my name lights up on your phone.. well , Im just another girl that you talk to.
    <//3
    
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12. nortongirl711
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    January 17, 2011 12:48am UTC
    Oh, you deleted me offa facebook . Is that your final revenge? whats next , you throw a fruit loop at the back of my head & expect it to hurt?
    
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13. nortongirl711
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    January 15, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    I wanna see your
    peacock..
    c o c k..
    c o c k..
    ♥
    KatyPerry
    
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14. nortongirl711
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    January 15, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Why cheat ?
    If your not happy,
    just leave
    ♥♥♥
    
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15. nortongirl711
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    January 13, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Its not that I hate you..
    its just..
    Lemme put it this way,
    If you were on fire , & I had water,
    Id drink it .
    
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16. nortongirl711
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    January 11, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    she paints a pretty picture,
    but this story has a twist .
    her paintbrush is a razor, and her canvas is her
    wrist .
    
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17. nortongirl711
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    January 10, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Im not hungover ,
    I have the
    wineflu.
    
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18. nortongirl711
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    January 10, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Bacon is bacon . Eggs are eggs .
    Don'tletaguygetbetween yourlegs.
    He says "yourcute." He says "yourfine."
    But , nine months later , he' l l say "itain'tmine."
    
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19. nortongirl711
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    January 9, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Dear Cellphone Companies,
    Please invent a 'take back my text ' option .
    Sincerely, A c c i d e n t a l A w k w a r d T e x t M e s s a g e r s .
    
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